{head cannons}
{Dream}
• He has a scar from falling down the stairs as a kid but swears it from a fight
• Literally kisses you every time he sees you
• Always buys your favorite snack anytime he goes to the store
{George}
• Takes up the whole bed
• Spam messages you all the time, if he's bored
• Cried when he got the wrong answer(s) on tests/assignments in primary school
{Sapnap}
• Wears a fuck ton of cologne
• Counts on his fingers but is really good at math
• Actually a really good cook, makes you try his cooking
{Karl}
• Has a ton of fuzzy socks, makes you wear matching pairs
• Not really coordinated but when it comes to sports, he's really good at running.
• Accidentally drank beer as a kid and swore he saw God
{Quackity}
• Secretly loves dancing and does it alone in his room, when he thinks you're gone
• Huge slut for sunsets
• Had a huge rock collection as a kid
{Wilbur}
• Memorizes the words to all your favorite songs
• Has a really infectious smile
• Accidentally ran over a snail as a kid and it still haunts him
{Techno}
• Tried to learn slang but failed terribly
• Really good a styling hair, he can do any type of braid
• Gifted kid in primary school
{Fundy}
• Is actually really good at arts and crafts
• Will start punching things if there's a fly in his room
• Makes bracelets out of things he finds in the woods
{Schlatt}
• Accidentally said a slur because he thought it was French
• Gets frustrated really easily
• Owns and writes in a diary
{Punz}
• Has 27 empty cans of Axe body spray in his room
• Has a pet rock named Sir Pebble
• Really good at cheering people up
{Niki}
• Takes the perfume samples from magazines and puts them in a box
• Draws a heart by her name when writing a letter/singing something
• Lisa Frank stickers are her god
{Jack}
• Does Fortnite dances when he thinks no one is watching
• Pretends he's in an edit every time he hears an audio he likes on TikTok
• Pushes a pull door
{Tommy}
• Has the drawing skills of a 5 year old
• Cried for an hour when he found out about misogyny
• Loves cherry slushies
{Tubbo}
• Accidentally ate a bee, don't ask how
• Calling > texting
• Makes the fuck boy face at least three times a day
{Ranboo}
• Loves watching cooking shows
• Once accidentally stole a dog as a kid
• Enjoys watching those baby sensory videos
{Philza}
• Has to have 12 shots of expresso to deal with the kids
• If he sees that you need money, he'll slip 20 bucks/16 pounds into you waller when you're not looking
• Takes cute pictures of the kids or Kristin when they're not looking, not in a creepy way
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Hey mamas | MCYT 2
FanfictionI'm aware "Hey mamas" is Sapnap's thing, get over it. A completely new book that includes the following: Dream George Sapnap Karl Quackity Wilbur Techno Fundy Schlatt Punz Niki Tommy Ranboo Tubbo Phil (as a parent figure) And anyone else readers req...
