Hyrule Warriors: Age of calamity group chat (Inspired)

Chillin' With the Yiga Clan

(Kohga, Sooga, Link, Astor, Gannon, and Impa have joined the chat)

Kohga: So does anyone want to help me prepare a sacrifice for our banana lord?

Link: I say Zelda.

Impa: I second that

Astor: I third that

Gannon: I fourth that

Kohga: I fith that

Sooga: I sith that

Kohga: Alright

(After kidnapping Zelda and sacrificing her...)

Link: I couldn't feel better!

Sooga: Oh Shit-

Kohga: Wait shit... Urbosa is gonna fucking kill uss...

Astor: So I can't really help here---

Gannon: Use the force Luke. (What I mean by this: Use the Malice Astor)

(Echo has joined the chat)

Echo: The fuck have I walked into?

Astor: A blood sacrifice for the calamity

Echo: Dude the fuck? You had to use that quote?

Astor: You got an issue? Go cry about it.

Echo: I will find you and Fucking kill you.

Astor: *Dramatic gasp* Your gonna kill me!?

Kohga: XD

Sooga: Why do I like him?

Astor: You love me?

Sooga: Oh please, Get of denial that I don't love you. I only like you as a friend.

Astor: I  hate getting fucking friendzoned.

Echo: You got an issue? Go cry about it.

(Everyone has gone offline)

Right, Idk what this chapter is---

•Echo Out!•