Hayden: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Boss, River, and Charlie: No!
Joan: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?
Boss: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Joan: What does that mean?
Hayden: Come on, what happened? River?
River: Alright.
Boss: No. River, we swore we’d never tell!
Charlie: They’ll never understand.
River: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive.
River: Boss got stung by a jellyfish!
Boss: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I- I couldn’t walk.
Charlie: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it.
Boss: I was in too much pain.
River: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Charlie: And then River remembered something.
River: I’d seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.
Hayden: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Joan and Eugene: EW!!
Boss: You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at River*
Hayden, Joan, and Eugene: Ew!
River: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.
River: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Charlie.
Charlie: River kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
River: That’s because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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