DISCONTINUED!!!
so basically im very into these stuff so why not make a incorrect quotes book? this is going to be made with a site that ill link in the first chapter. i might do mandela catalogue incorrect quotes book in the future idk
basically ye...
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hi non supernatural fans what do you think of the image above
anyway here are the quotes (just charlie cuz im lazy and love them. sorry if i disappointed u)
Charlie: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Charlie: *upends the bottle*
Charlie: Editor's note: What the fuck?
Charlie: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
Charlie: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
Charlie: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this office with a bunch of morons.
Charlie: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*
Charlie: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Charlie: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Charlie: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark* Charlie: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Charlie: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No... Charlie: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Charlie: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
Charlie: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!
Charlie: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
