Jack: Blinking again
Charlie: Shut up
Jack: I'm literally just blinking you shut up
Charlie: I'm going to poison you
Eugene: You know what I’ve realized?
River: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Eugene: Nice try, anyways-
Eugene: That was a joke. Say ha.
Boss: Ha.
Eugene: Now do it again.
Boss: Ha.
Eugene: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
Charlie: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
Hayden: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
River: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Charlie. Except you!
Charlie: But River, I think you're suspicious!
River: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
River: So, what are we doing?
Boss: Wasting our lives.
River: I meant for lunch...
Joan: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Boss, watching Hayden screaming, River trying to set a sleeping Eugene on fire, and Charlie choking on air: I don't know either.
Charlie: *speaking Spanish*
Eugene: I know, I know.
River: You speak Spanish?
Eugene: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Charlie speaks.
Boss: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Eugene: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Boss: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!
Eugene: Holy shit, Boss, do you know what this means?!
Boss: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
Charlie: Nothing in life is free.
Joan: Love is free.
Boss: Knowledge is free.
Eugene: Friendship is free.
Hayden: Self-respect is free.
River: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: ...
Boss: River, that's illegal-
Charlie: No, let them finish!
*Boss and Eugene looking at a locked gate into a park*
Boss: Aw. :(
Eugene: You know what they say.
Boss: Please don’t-
Eugene: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Boss: Frick-
Charlie: Eugene, why are you crying?
Eugene: This book is so sad!!
Charlie, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Charlie: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Eugene:
Charlie:
Eugene: ...Please, go back to bed.
hi i hoped you liked it
if you didnt, im gonna find out where you live /j
byebye fuckers (affectionate)❤️
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underworld office & charlie in the underworld incorrect quotes omg
FanfictionDISCONTINUED!!! so basically im very into these stuff so why not make a incorrect quotes book? this is going to be made with a site that ill link in the first chapter. i might do mandela catalogue incorrect quotes book in the future idk basically ye...
