this ain't incorrect quotes sorry dudes

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hey, sorry but this chapter doesn't have incorrect quotes im just gonna be explaining why i dont ship anything in the games. why am i doing this chap? idk man im writing this while im at the train station lmao
so uhm yea let's start

why i don't ship boss w/ anyone:
•we saw on his past that he wasn't that old, i would say that he died around his 20's
•he's a literal ghost lmao
•in my opinion, before "charlie in the underworld", it would be weird to ship him with anyone but river bc they seemed to have around the same age

why i don't ship river w/ anyone:
•when she showed charlie her past we could see that she was already working on a company which may give us the hint that she would be on her early 30's
•still on her flashback, we can see that she tells Bill that she couldn't even get married. that kind of made me think that she was indeed trying to get married with someone, probably their partner (sorry if this didn't make sense)
•she's also a fucking ghost, man

why i don't ship hayden w/ anyone:
•he's a motherfucking kid guys stop

why i don't ship joan w/ anyone:
•we can see in her backstory that she was married and had children
•she's a granny guys, please.
•her age gap compared with everybody else is just to much guys

why i don't ship eugene w/ anyone:
•it would be weird to ship him with any ghost and i think you guys can see why
•tbh the only acceptable ship that i see with eugene is him with luke
•in uwo he's a fucking middle schooler guys wtf he was 14 canon💀

why i don't ship charlie w/ anyone:
•on their memories we see that they still went to school. i would say that they were probably finishing middle school or starting high school
•idk man, aroace vibes

why i don't ship sean w/ anyone:
•i don't have any reasons tbh, i just don't wanna ship him w/ anyone

why i don't ship jack w/ anyone:
•bc he's a bitch and doesn't deserve love

alr i think that's it im gonna make a sexuality and gender headcanons next bc im still at the train station and im to lazy to generate incorrect quotes

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