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So I'm a full time fangirls and this is where I will write jokes or references, possibly even pick up lines for a desired fandom. Hope you enjoy it and please, don't hesitate to request a Fandom (:

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Dr. Who Fandom {Requested}

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by flipflop0416

by flipflop0416

                                    
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                          Q: Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
                          A: He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

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                          Q: What do you call a time-traveling cow?
                          A: Doctor Moo
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                          Q: How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
                          A: One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is ok, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.
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                          Q: What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot?
                          A: Time to call a Doctor
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                          Q: Why did the Titanic sink? 
                          A: Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it!
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                          Q: What do you call a frightened Time Lord? 
                          A: A Gallifreydee cat!
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                          Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.
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                          I'M SO SORRY FOR THAT LAST ONE  Anyways, hope you enjoyed this one because I sure loved writing it. Comment a Fandom and I'll try to get around to it (:
                          ~ Hayden♡