Q. How did Draco get into Hogwarts?
A. He slithered in.
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"Knock knock..."
"Who's there?"
"You know."
"You know who?"
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Q. Where does Lilly Evans shop?
A. Forever 21
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Q. Why did Barty Crouch Jr quit drinking?
A. It made him moody.
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Q. Why did Snape stand in the middle of the room?
A. Because you never know what side he's on.
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If you aren't getting these Harry Potter references, there is something Siriusly Ron with you.
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Q. Why weren't the Weasley's afraid of the dementors?
A. Gingers don't have souls.
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Don't you think its awkward that Fred and George had the Marauders map and didn't think it weird that their 12 year old brother was sleeping with a man named Peter ever night?
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You're so muggle, you thought the floo network was on channel 54.
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Q. On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed am I with Harry Potter?
A. 9 ¾
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♪And who do you think you are, running round leaving scars?♪
Harry~ "Oh I don't know. Maybe lord Voldemort?"
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I think its nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try to kill Harry.
Despite all his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry's education.
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Gah, that was probably terrible. Um, comment or message me which fandom I should do next? (: Thank you for all your support!
~Hayden
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