Fukuro: OK fools, listen up!
Kaeru: There are a hundred and four days of summer vacation-
(volume warning nerds)
Kaeru: There's a Mansion on top of Mount Coronet, the owners have a problem with a certain pokemon stealing pokemons souls
Pond: t-that... do-doesn't really sound l-like a good idea
Strawberry: y-yeah
Vanilla: I-I agree...
Fukuro: oh- and they are willing to pay us... uuuh, this amount *shows a flyer*
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Pond: let's do this shit
Everyone: *gearing up and putting on themed costumes*
Fukuro: You guys ready?
Everyone: yeah!
Fukuro: ok! quick moveset checkup
Kaeru: *pulls up the Tablet*
Choco: Iron Tail - Substitute - Double Edge - Last Resort
Vanilla: Swift - Shadow Ball - Helping hand - Wish
Pond: Acid Armor - Brine - Aurora Beam - Protect
Tense: Thunder - Agility - Shadow Ball - Electro Ball
Sun: Flare Blitz - Super Power - Facade - Burning Jealousy
Morning: Psychic - Morning Sun - Future Sight - Hyper Beam
Night: Dark Pulse - Assurance - Throat Chop - Moon Light
Ivy: Leaf blade - Swords Dance - X Scissor - Synthesis
Weiss: Freeze-Dry - Ice Beam - Icy Wind - Mirror Coat
Strawberry: Moon Blast - Psych Up - Baby Doll Eyes - Discharming Voice
Fukuro: Leaf Blade - Swords Dance - Spirit Shackle - Sucker Punch
Kaeru: Water Shuriken - Substitute - Cut - Dark Pulse
Tsuma: Teleport - Calm Mind - Psychic - SafeguardNight: Alright! let's get ghost hunting!
Fukuro: it's a 2-hour drive
Night: UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Fukuro: too bad buddy
Tense: ... can't we just, teleport?
Fukuro: what? Tsuma can only teleport 3 pokemon max
Tense: can't we make multiple trips?
Fukuro: bro, stop thinking game logic, we have mana here
Tense: ... right
Pond: but can't we use mana potions?
Kaeru: *slaps Pond* Bitch, think
Pond: OW... what? why can't we-
Kaeru: *slaps her again* use your brain
Pond: ... ow... they don't exist?
Kaeru: there we go
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