*ding ding*
Kaeru: oh hey, an E-mail... AN E-MAIL?!
Fukuro: DID YOU SAY AN E-MAIL?!
Kaeru: bro it's finally happening!
Fukuro: GO GO GO!
Kaeru: *opens the E-mail* it is!... 50% off on pizza?
Fukuro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... but also yes
*ding ding*
Kaeru & Fukuro: *GASPS*
Kickit14: I dare everyone to face their fears >:D
Fukuro & Kaeru: *bowing non-stop*
Kickit: heh?
Fukuro: nothing bro, don't worry about it
Kaeru: yeah, it only been like... a month or something
Kickit: it's only been like... 27 days?
Kaeru: technically a month
Kickit: well... yeah
Fukuro: we'll be on our way!
Kickit: wait one more!
Tsuma: another one?! oh Arcues has blessed us!
Kickit: uh, the eeveelutions have to turn back into eevee's while the eevee's turn into their least favorite eeveelution!
Fukuro: right away! SMOKE BOMB... *tries to reach for his smoke bombs* ... I left them in my drawer
Kaeru: *sigh* let me just... I left mine in the drawer too
Tsuma: ... I don't even have smoke bombs! *teleports Fukuro & Kaeru away*
Kickit: ... wait, how am I supposed to go home?
***
Fukuro: WAKE UP FUCKERS, TIME FOR BUSINESS!
Morning: what..?
Fukuro & Kaeru: *holding in their laughter*
Weiss: yeah, I was having a good sleep
Kaeru: it's 5 in the evening!
Tense: what's going on... why does my voice sound high... *get slapped by something* OW, what the hell tail... Tail? WHAT THE FUCK I'M AN EEVEE AGAIN?!!
Kaeru: yep, part of the dare
Night: what dare?
Tense: LOOK IN THE MIRROR
Night: mirror- *inset sr pelo gasp* WHAT IN THE CHICKEN SOUP FUCK IS THIS?!
...
Vanilla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M AN EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Night: I HEARD THAT!
Choco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M A PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strawberry: *wants to say something but remembers Choco is a male* eh, too bad
Ivy: *starts sneezing heavily* ... I hate hayfever...
Sun: Rip her immunity to hayfever
Ivy: shut up, I don't wanna hear another word...ACHOO
Tense: it's that heavy?
Weiss: yeah, ever since she was 5 she was coughing and sneezing that hard
Pond: time to ruin some lives >:D
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