Fukuro: welcome back!
Kaeru: you guys look terrible... especially Sun
Sun: ... I broke too many bones... I also am too tired for this shit
Fukuro: why didn't you guys wait for us to pick you up?
Everyone: ... oh
Tsuma: Sun, Pond, and Ivy come with me, please
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Everyone: *sitting around a giant circular table*
Night: assigned seats, huh..? weird
Strawberry: the chairs have a funny design
Fukuro: you think? I put quite some work into them
Strawberry: they look great!
Fukuro: why thank you! anyways
Kaeru: so... amma go straight to the point, we never left
Tense: ... wait wha-
Everyone: *about to complain*
Fukuro: I mean, you guys are being tested! how can we not watch how everything plays out?
Choco: ... that actually kinda makes sense
Kaeru: anyhow... you guys captured the villain, he was A-grade by the way and solved the mystery of the disappearances of the mons
Night: there is one thing that I don't quite understand, yet...
Kaeru: what may that be?
Night: why didn't the guild do anything about this?
Fukuro: because it's a mystery-solving case, not a defeat a strong opponent mission
Night: what? that's stupid!
Kaeru: we know!
Weiss: wait, but why do they not do those missions?!
Fukuro: the missions are there, but the rewards are less worth it than most other missions, like blowing up a facility
Weiss: but, what about the missions mons?
Kaeru: most Guilds only care about strength nowadays
Fukuro: there are of course still guilds that care more about everyone's safety more
Tense: that's insanity
Kaeru: yea, we know... that's also why we stole the poster of the mystery
Everyone: wait, what?
Fukuro: I mean, it's not like their gonna do it
Eeveelutions: ... well, true-
Kaeru: hence why we are creating a team
Eeveelutions: oooooh...
Fukuro: it's basically doing the right thing, protecting everyone... even tho, that is technically impossible
Vanilla: so... what do we do?
Kaeru: shit that the guilds won't... sort of
Weiss: well, Idc what we do, if it's good, I'm in
Vanilla: yeah!
Kaeru: so, everyone is on board?
Everyone: yeah!
Fukuro: cool, now I wanna show something cool! I've been working on it for a whole year
Kaeru: we... no wait- uuuh, how long did I work on it again?
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