the ACTUAL introduction

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Fukuro: *taps a few times on the mic* is this thing on? oh, it is! great! connect it to all the speakers in this mansion!

Tsuma: *presses the activate button*

Fukuro: *clears throat* rise and shine fuckers! we have a job to do!

Night: Zzz-... hmmMMMM!!!! *looks at his alarm* I ONLY SLEPT FOR 3 HOURS!

Fukuro: yeah yeah, whatever, after this you can head back to doing things you desire, now GET yo @sses in the living room!

Night: ... fine

Everyone: *heads towards the living room*

Tsuma: welcome, you guys can sit with Vanilla and Choco on the couches

Morning: *yawn* what are we called in for again?

Tsuma: well, proper introductions

Morning: what?

Tsuma: introductions

Morning: yeah yeah, I know, but what do you mean by proper introductions?!

Tsuma: ... I'd rather not talk about it

Fukuro: Choco! come in!

Choco: coming! *heads towards the office*

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Fukuro: welcome to the office which is totally not the garage

Choco: what?

Fukuro: nothing, anyways I want you to fill in this card

Choco: which card?

Kaeru: this one

Choco: BAH- w-where did you come from?

Kaeru: ... I was behind you the whole time

Choco: ... what-

Fukuro: anyhow, just fill in the card

Choco: let's see, fill in your name... what?

Fukuro: just do it

Choco: ok... *writes down his name*

Fukuro: good, now that will be your nametag, please go to the green screen

Choco: WHAT?! nonononono, I want a new nametag!

Fukuro: what's wrong with the one you got?

Choco: ... I ate it

Fukuro: what?

Choco: I... ate it...

Fukuro: you wrote down some bullshiterono didn't you?

Choco: ... maybe

Kaeru: ChocoPlayzzzYT?

Choco: SHUDDAODAIOUSDPAIS DPOAUSPD SHADDUP

Kaeru: even I don't make that cringy names

Tsuma: hush, he's just a kid

Choco: BAH- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?!

Fukuro, Kaeru & Tsuma: ...

Choco: right... teleport

Fukuro: just write down your name... your real name

Choco: yes yes, of course, *writes down Choco... normally*

Fukuro: good, now you may follow Tsuma to the green screen

Tsuma: you may follow me

Choco: ok

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