New York: I prevented a murder today.
Georgia: Really? How'd you do that?
New York: Self control.
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New York [pointing]: May I sit there?
Georgia : That's my lap
New York: That doesn't answer my question, Georgia .
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DC: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Florida : Thank you
DC: I didn't say that was a good thing
Florida: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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New York: What's something you guys are better than New Jersey at?
Pennsylvania: Mario Kart.
Mass: Yeah, video games.
Rhode Island: Emotional vulnerability.
New Jersey: Fuck you!
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New York: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Maryland: 'Prettiest Smile'
Georgia: 'Nicest Personality'
Mass: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Rhode Island: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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