Sorry if it's short, I'm dealing with burnout.
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North Dakota: Hey New York, do you wonder if your daughters can handle themselves without you there?
New York: *looks seeing Syracuse playing with foam swords with NYC and winning by hitting her brother's kneecaps. Rochester has a plastic bat in her hands and swings it around despite the fact she 2*
New York: Yeah, they can handle themselves.
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Bama: *rocking Cincinnati to sleep*
Ohio: If that isn't the most adorable thing in the world I don't know what is.
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Alaska: *doesn't want to move because Texas has accepted the little spoon and he doesn't want to wake up him up*
Alaska: *still kisses Texas's forehead*
Texas: *smiles in his sleep*
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Mass: *stands up* What would you do if I gave you a big hug where your feet didn't even touch the floor?
Florida: *reaches up* Uppies!
Mass: *concerned* : You okay?
Florida: *sniffles* yeah
Mass: *picks him up and carries him off to cuddle
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The group is getting into the car*
New York : I'm driving.
Mass , out of view: Shotgun!
Pennsylvania , turning to face Mass : Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Mass : WOAH-
Mass , holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Florida: *throws hands up* WHY DOES FRENCH ALWAYS SOUND SEXY EVEN WHEN YOUR CUSSING SOMEONE OUT!
Louie: Mais, if you wanted me ta serenade you in French why didn't cha ask?
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Alabama: *doing something that is considered manly*
Ohio: Oh look, my panties are on the floor
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(New ship maybe? I like smol Bama, it's different from Bama/Ohio/Indiana where he's the tough guy)
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*Bama just stormed out of being insulted by Washington on that damn incest meme*
Tennessee: Not cool Washington!
Washington: What?! That's the whole point of the meme! The song makes it funnier!
Louie: You'd de reason he hates comin' to these things.
Washington: Please, what really happens in his state besides what a handful of stuff?
Pennsylvania: *gets up and chases after Bama, he finds the younger state in his room* You okay?
Alabama *shakes his head*
PA: Do you want a hug?
Alabama: *nods*
PA: *hugs him*
Alabama: *crumbles into tears against his shoulder*
PA: Take all the time you need Dixie, I'll be here to talk when your ready.
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The Table Headcannons & Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionHeadcannons of Ben Brainard's "The Table" Series
