States As Vines/Tik Toks

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by Lisha_Lemons

by Lisha_Lemons

I don't know, I'm bored...

Also some of these is Tik Toks I've seen but most are vines.

Names is changed in some to make them fit with the Table.
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Texas: I wanna be a cowboy baby

• Louie: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

• New Jersey: Cut the music! Someone left an ice cube on the floor and now my sock is wet *brings up gun* Who the fuck wanna die!

• Rhode Island: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!

• Utah: *Using stick as a weapon* DONT FUCK WITH ME, I GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE. AHHHHHH!

• Dc: Look at all those chickens!

• Georgia: Hey....Hey kids...SAVANNAH! Can you be quiet, I'm just trying to do something.

• New York: *banging cookie sheets and singing* I DON'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE Y'ALL. YOU AIN'T GONNA GET SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

• Someone random: Men don't like loud women.
Hawaii: Damn that's crazy, anyway. I WISH I GAVE A FUCK!

• Florida: Do you know the muffin man?
Louie: The muffin man?
Florida: The Muffin man!

• Mass: What the fuck is up New York? No What did you say dude? Step the fuck up New York!

• Indiana: *strutting in glittery heels* You got this Indiana, make them wait for it. *poses* BOOM!

• Utah: *somehow gets hurt* Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

• Texas *to Cali* : I love you bitch
Cali: Oh my God.
Texas: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch.

• Cali: *opens present* It's an avocado. Thanks.

• Cali *singing* : Welcome to my kitchen, we got bananas and avocados.

• Dc *to Florida* Toss me my keys
Florida: *tosses printer*
DC: *confused* I said my keys
Florida: I thought you said printer
DC: why the fuck would I say printer?

• Florida: I honestly don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah I was crazy back then. *weird laughs*

• Mass: *storms into Jersey's room with a knife*: You ready to fuckin die?
Jersey: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!