Fourth of July

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by Lisha_Lemons

by Lisha_Lemons

• The 4th of July is a huge party around the Statehouse. The kids is running around the splash pad, also they got an slip and slide.

• Fireworks is a must, remember kiddies don't play with Fireworks. Hand them to the drunk adults to shoot off.

• Florida, Louie, New York and Georgia got into a firework war after telling the older kids to stop shooting fiteworks at each other.

• It was a full war, Florida, Louie and their kids had bunkers made out of folding tables and chairs. Geo, New York and their kiddies had a bunker on the other side of the yard.

• A truce was called when Georgia was able to sneak up behind them and light a 50 shot of Saturn missles behind them.

• The southern states is the ones manning the grill in shifts. Hamburgers, hotdogs, even had ice cream for the kiddies.

• A water balloon fight broke out when it was really hot. Ohio and Indiana snuck up behind Alabama and dumped the cooler of a water on him.

• North Carolina was aiming for his brother but accidentally hit Rhode Island square in the face with a water balloon.

• Rhode Island got him back by aiming at his crotch.

• New Jersey got double whammied by New York and Pennsylvania. They managed to get two water coolers and showered him in cold water.

• Florida got Louie by going in for a kiss and then slamming a water balloon into his chest.

• The party ends with a massive firework show.