Texas : We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Florida will and will not eat
Cali : Grass? Yes!
Texas : Moss? Yes!!
Cali : Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Texas : Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Cali : Worms? Sometimes!
Texas : Rocks? Usually nah.
Cali : Twigs? Usually!
Texas : New York 's cooking? Inconclusive!
DC : How did you… test this?
Texas : You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
DC : ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
New York : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT
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Texas : Good morning.
Cali : Good morning
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DC : Good morning.
Florida : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
New York : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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*Alabama is casually searching around the room*
Ohio: Hey Alabama , what’re you looking for?
Alabama : My will to live.
*Indiana walks into the room*
Alabama : Oh, there it is.
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Alabama : Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Indiana and Ohio, entering the room, both wearing Alabama's shirts: We got caught up doing things too.
Florida: Wow, Alabama was late too! What a coincidence!
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The Table Headcannons & Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionHeadcannons of Ben Brainard's "The Table" Series
