Cities

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by Lisha_Lemons

by Lisha_Lemons

Should I add their cities since they are technically the State's children?

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• Alabama is definitely the no nonsense dad type. If any of his, Ohio's or Indiana's kids is misbehaving, he hits the certain tone with his voice to make them behave.

•Mobile and New Orleans are a couple, fight me on that. Alabama and Louie are happy their together because they throw a huge Mardi Gras party.

•New York is protective of his kids, especially his daughters. Because it's dangerous in his cities, especially for young girls, he's got them in martial art classes to protect themselves if he can't be around.

•Georgia is the same way with his daughters. He is too to old to fight and to stupid to run, he'll just shoot you if you try to hurt them.

•Florida is the fun dad hands down.

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[This is how the Auburn/Alabama rivalry is, trust me on this]

Tuscaloosa: *pointing to Auburn, clearly not touching him*

Auburn: *to any of his three dads* He's touching me. He's touching me!

Tuscaloosa *continues pointing* : I'm not touching you!

Auburn: I SEE YOUR FINGER RIGHT THERE!

Tuscaloosa: I'm not touching you.

Auburn: TOUCHING ME!

Tuscaloosa: It's free air!

Auburn: *licks Tuscaloosa's hand*

Tuscaloosa: Ew! *starts a shoving match with his brother, promoting Ohio and Alabama to separate them*

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Boston: Whe...

Mass: *stupidly excited* Oh his first word,

Boston: WHERE IS MY FACKIN DUNKIES AT?

Mass: *starts crying* Your definitely my boy!

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• Alaska has definitely gotten a huge moose stuffed for Anchorage's nursery when he was born. It sits in the corner like some armed guard or something.

• Texas has dressed Houston like a mini version of him multiple times, complete with the tiny cowboy boots and hat. It's instantly adorable.

•Cali is definitely the gentle parent but when LA got into a bit of rebellion streak and snuck out to go to a party he shouldn't have been at (underage drinking, hard drugs, etc..) he had to send Texas after him.

• Texas got ahold of LA and made him come to his ranch to straighten up for Cali's sake. He eventually got to the root cause of LA's rebellion, no good dad figure in his life, Cali acts more like his mother, so Texas stepped up big time to fill that role.

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Bye.