Sorcery | Loki x Fem!Reader

Part 37 | The Plan

"Y/n, Loki, I need your help" Steve sighed, stepping into your room.

"Ice cube, there's a door for a reason, please knock" Loki sighed, looking up from his book on eldritch magic.

"Sorry" the soldier sighed, running a hand down his face. "Is N/n here?"

"Possibly."

"Go away Steven."

There was a pause.

"Uh, Y/n? Are you under the bed?"

"No."

"Can get out please?"

"Fine" you grumbled, teleporting out. "Before you ask, I was looking for my spell book."

"It's right here love" Loki commented, throwing it to you with a grin.

"Bitch" you muttered, catching it. "Damn it's cool to be a goddess, I actually catch things now."

"Really?" Loki wondered, throwing a book at you, smacking you on the back of the head.

"Ow!"

"Love you."

"Bitch. What do you need Stevo?"

"I need your help.... with getting rid of Sharon" he mumbled, looking at the floor.

"Really? Why?" You asked in shock. "I mean I know we all joked about kicking her out and the two of us don't really get along-"

"Understatement of the millennium" Loki interjected, turning the page in his book.

"Shush you. What's going on?"

"I just- I've seen the two of you, and how you interact with each other, and is just- it's not working" he sighed, sitting in an armchair that Loki conjured up for him. "She never smiles, is always complaining and insulting the fun things you do. She's just so..."

"Negative?" You wondered.

"Yeah" the soldier sighed, sinking down into his seat sadly.

"Have you talked her about this?" Loki asked, looking up from his book.

"I tried, but she started crying and I'm not mean enough for that."

"Oh I am" you replied, standing up before Loki grabbed your waist, pulling you back down.

"We know you are love, but please don't stab anyone yet" he said. "So, how can we help?"

"I know this is stupid and petty, but I was wondering if you could... drive her out?" He asked. "I know, I know-"

"Of course! I would love to!" You exclaimed, jumping up again, groaning when Loki pulled you down again. "Dammit Loki! Let me go stab her!"

"No. And of course, we'd love to drive her out" Loki smirked. "Anyone... else? That you were thinking of dating instead of Sharon?"

"N-no of course not-"

"Anything for our favourite ice cub" you smirked. "I'll go talk to Bucky."

"Y/n!" Steve called out as you ran out of the room. "Really Loki?? The one time I needed you to hold her here you let her go??"

The God shrugged, smirking. "Well we have things to do, places to be, can't hold her here."

"That is correct!" You grinned, grabbing Lokis wrist and pulling him up out of the chair. "Operation remove the bitch is a go! Go I've wanted to do this for so long."

"Darling you are way too excited about this."

"Excitement is a fleeting feeling, better to savour it when it happens" you dismissed, rifling through your extensive book collection.

"Y/n, between the two of you this room is practically a library" Steve commented, watching as you dashed around the multiple bookshelves. "Why don't organise it?"

"Ahem, that's my side" Loki contradicted, pointing at his bookshelves that were neatly organised. "And that is her side."

"Oi! Leave my collection alone!" You defended, rifling through the numerous stacks of books that lay all around the bed, desk and side tables. "I know exactly where everything is."

"Then why are you searching frantically through everything my dear?"

"I have a lot of books Lokes."

"And so do I darling" he chuckled. "And I don't need to do that."

"You shush" you replied, Loki rolling his eyes with an amused smiled. "Aha! Found it!"

"Found what?" The super soldier asked curiously as you turned around with a thick book.

"My collection of things I've wanted to do to Sharon" you answered casually. "Sorry Stevo."

"To be quite honest, I'm not surprised" he chuckled. "I've got to go, I've got training with... Nat. Thank you so much you two, I owe you one."

"Yes, you definitely do Rodgers" Loki replied, leaning over your shoulder as you flicked through the pages.

"Don't act like you don't love getting rid of people" you snickered. "I'm shocked I'm still around."

"Have you ever considered that maybe I do love you?"

"Hm, no."

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*Third Person POV*

"What about- No. What do you think?"

"Nah. How about-"

"Definitely not."

"What are you two doing?" Sam asked curiously, looking at the Laufeyson's who were sitting on an armchair, Y/n curled into Loki's side.

"Nothing" the answered in sync, not looking up from the spell book in front of them.

"You're not even finishing the sentences" Vision added.

"Don't need to" the replied again.

"What-"

"Shut up" they groaned, Y/n flipping Tony off.

"Hey losers" Nat greeted, walking into the room in a pair of sweatpants.

"Hang on, I thought you were training with America?" Y/n asked quickly, finally looking up from the book at the red-head.

"Uh, no" she answered in confusion. "He's training with Bucky."

"Knew it" Loki muttered, smirking at N/n as she chuckled to herself.

"We are genius's" she whispered, the pair grinning at each other before turning back to the book.

"How about-" Loki began, pointing at something on the page.

"Nope, too boring. What about-"

"No, God and Goddess of Mischief can do better than that."

"I agree."

"Weirdos" Tony muttered, groaning as the carpet underneath him was pulled out, causing him to smash face first onto the floor. "Ow."

"Sucker" Nat smirked.

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Damn I'm on a roll, I was just planning to write one chapter a day💪😗