I sit in the seat behind Chris and buckle my seatbelt. I pull out my phone before asking, "So where are we headed to."
Matt glances back at me through the mirror before backing out of the driveway. "Obviously McDonalds."
"You guys are gonna have really bad kidneys when you're older." They all chuckle before pulling up to the drive through.
"Everyone is getting their regular's, right?" We all confirm Matt's question before he orders our meals. After we get our food he pulls into a parking lot across the street. Chris and Matt try to set up the camera with Nick yelling at them how crooked it is as I just sit there playing on my phone.
Finally Matt speaks up. "Okay! That's good! I don't think anyone will care if we are lopsided!"
Chris starts the camera and I set down my phone as they start their introduction. "Hey guys! What the fuck is up?!" I laugh slightly and Nick smiles at me. "Look who we have here!!!"
I smile and laugh. "Hey guys!"
Matt smiles and faces the camera. "It is our favorite sister!"
I roll my eyes at him. "I'm your only sister, dingus."
Chris puts his head to the side. "I don't know, Justin could pass as another sister." We all crack up laughing and Nick tries to quiet us down while still laughing himself.
"Okay! So because our channel doesn't get a lot of Alex content, we are going to be interviewing her with questions you guys have."
Chris nods his head and hands me my happy meal and drink. "Thanks." He smiles and turns back around.
Matt then speaks up. "Yep. So Nick posted something on instagram earlier and you sent in a bunch of questions and we are gonna pick our favorite ones for her to answer."
"Sounds good to me." I get comfortable in my seat and put my drink in the cup holder in the middle. I hold my fries and wait for the questions.
"Okay, first question. Favorite color."
Chris eats a fry and then answers for me. "Red and baby blue."
Nick turns to him with a glare. "Shut up, Chris! We are interviewing our baby sister. She needs to be prepared for that job interview."
Matt rolls his eyes. "Yeah, 'cause they are totally gonna ask her favorite color."
"It's alright, guys. I would like it if you all shared your guesses about my answer and then I can actually answer it."
Nick smiles at me. "Aww you're just too sweet! That works! So was he right?"
"Yep!" Chris turns around and gives me a high five before continuing to eat.
"What is your ideal first date?"
Matt looks up from his fries. "I think that she will never go on a date because she is not allowed to have a boyfriend until I am dead."
We all laugh at him before Nick answers. "I think she would like to be chill. Maybe catch a movie and then go eat on the beach and watch the sunset or something."
Chris eats a chicken nugget and then nods his head. "I agreed with you until you said the beach. I don't know where she would like to go and watch sunset but she does not like the beach."
"That's right but do you know what movie we would see if we were to go right now?" They all look at each other before speaking in unison.
"Minions, Rise of Gru."
"That's what I'm talking about with that fucking speaking in unison shit, you creeps! You fucking have that triplet telepathy thing!" They all start laughing as I get frustrated and try to hold back my smile.
"Okay, Matt you pick a question."
"K. Uhm, here's one. What is Alex's sexuality?"
"I will answer this alone thank you. I am fucking bisexual and you sexy ladies and men are gorgeous. If you don't like it, fucking deal with it!" They all start clapping making me laugh as I chew an apple slice.
"I love that answer! Okay! I think this is a question we have all been dying to know. Who is your favorite triplet?" I look at all of my brothers making eye contact before I look into my box for the chicken nuggets.
They then start arguing about who they think is the favorite and why. "I always make sure she doesn't get hurt! I am basically her second mother!"
"Yeah? Well I was the one she told first when she realized she liked girls too!"
"Bullshit! She loves me more than all of you amateurs!"
"Boys!" I yell and they all snap their head to me and stop talking. "You are all my favorite but in different ways. If I wanna talk about my love life, Nick is my favorite. If I want to talk about anything going on in the world or if I want to go in a drive or read, my favorite is Matt. If I want someone to help me with all the little things or someone to spend time with, I would choose Chris. Now next question before you all lose your heads."
They all nod their head and smile at me. "Okay, what the fuck is this question?"
Chris and Nick lean over Matt's shoulder to see what it says as I pull out my Minion toy. "Ooo! This minion has braces!"
Chris reads the question and my head snaps up and I go quiet. "Why is Alex even on their channel? Nobody likes her and she is just using her brothers for clout." Chris looks back at me and sees me looking out the window. He grabs my hand that was playing with my ring. "Block whoever said that Matt. And if you are watching this and that was you, go fuck yourself."
Nick looks pissed grabs the phone back from Matt as Chris is rubbing circles on my hand with his thumb. Matt gets out of the car and walks over to my side of the car. "Hey, Alex. Just ignore them, alright. It's only one person that thinks that. We don't have to finish the video if you don't want to." I look up at him and smile softly.
"It's okay. We can finish. But do you think Chris could sit back here with me?"
They all smiles softly before Nick speaks. "Of course! I will sit in the passenger seat."
They all get in their seats and Chris hold my hand and we finish out the video. Chris and I scream in the camera before ending the video.
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liked by Nicholassturniolo, Christophersturniolo, and 879k more... caption: For those of u who don't know, this is our baby sister, Alexandrasturniolo. She is in some of our videos and growing up, all of us are super close. So please, just because u might have a boring life sitting on the couch eating Cheetos, respect others too. Or else me and my brothers will fuck you up!
comments:
Alexandrasturniolo: I love you guys so muchhh Matthew.sturniolo: We love you too, short cake!!! Nicholassturniolo: Yeah! What Matty B. said!! Christophersturniolo: Love you, Princess!!!
user56725: I am living for their relationships user89045: ikrrr
Nicholassturniolo: YEAH WE WILL FUCK YOU UP BITCHESS!!! AND WE WILL BRING THE BIRDS!!!! Christophersturniolo: Nick, bring up the popcorn. We wanna start the movie already! Nicholassturniolo: Don't start it without meeee!!! Matthew.sturniolo: ofc not!!! you have the popcorn silly. duhh
user34782: aww they even have movie nights together
