"Before I met you, never knew what it was like to be
able to look at someone and smile for
no reason."Fives POV:
We walk in and I look around for myself. "There we are." My wife says fixing her blazer. We see Y/n and I sitting at the bar talking and the briefcase under my chair. "Why don't we just grab the briefcase and run?" Luther says and Y/n scoffs for me. "Luther, we would never let that happen. We're trained to guard the briefcase with our lives." She says making Luther feel dumb. "R-Right." He stutters and we look at us. "Yeah plus it's the paradox that gets tricky. We're endangering ourselves by being in the room with ourselves." I say and y/n shrugs.
"What do you mean?" Luther says. "Luther, try to keep up. If old us doesn't travel back to 2019 like we're supposed to, the whole thing unravels itself. We cease to exist. Got it?" She says and I itch the back of my neck. Fuck. "So our best chance is to talk with them to reason with them. They'll understand right?" I ask my wife and she shrugs. "Yeah. I mean. We know ourselves better than we - uh know ourselves." She says and itches her neck.
"You itched your neck! That's stage 2 of paradox psychosis." Luther whispers. "No I didn't. I didn't itch my neck." She says. "Denial is stage one." Luther shrugs. "I. Am. Fine. Let's stay in task shall we?" She smiles and I eye her. She starts to walk but Luther stops her. "Wait." "What." She was definitely working up an attitude with Luther but I felt too squirmy to calm her. "Maybe I go first. You'll freak em out. Running into your tiny doppelgänger? You'll lose your shit. Lemme break the ice." Luther says and I nod.
I watch Luther walk up to me and talk to me. I turn to y/n and she smiles. "Are you ok?" I ask. "Yeah. Never better." She said throwing another smile at me. "Ok..." I say and we come out from hiding and see our older selves' eyes widen.
(We'll call the "old" ones five1 and y/n1)
Luthers POV:
"Hey there stranger!" five smiles and five1 eyes's widen. "Okay let's have a seat." I smile as I can feel the tension in the room build up. God this is gonna be a lot.
I sigh noticing they haven't done anything beside eye each other. "Well this is nice, isn't it? The 5 of us together like this. " I smile. Can someone do something already? "No." They say. "Somebody explain to me how it is I'm having a pint of Guinness with my younger self." Five1 says. "Older actually." Y/n smiles. "I'm you just 13 days older." Five smiles. No wait it's a sarcastic smile.
"I have pubic hairs smarter than you. How is that possible?" Five1 eyes five. y/n1 and y/n were just staring at each other. "Uniform?" y/n1 raises an eyebrow. "Fuck yeah." y/n smiles fixing her blazer. "Lemme explain. You see in one hour from now on the grassy knoll before the president is killed you break your contract with the Commission. I already know you're thinking about it." Five says. Y/n1 hits five1'a arm and five1 shrugs.
"All those years in the apocalypse you never stopped worrying about your family. Well today you are going to do something about it. Today you are going to attempt to time travel forward to 2019." Five says. "Yeah but like we already knew. He messed up the equation and we end up like this." y/n says pointing to herself. "Trapped forever, small, pubescent." Five hisses. It was interesting to watch them eye their older self.
If it were me I'd tell myself about my accomplishments. Like the moon. I smile and five1 speaks. "Ok. Even if I was to believe you, what am I supposed to do about it, not jump?" I notice the 4 of them sweating and five1 fart. The paradox psychosis is getting stronger. "No! We need you to jump. If you don't jump we cease to exist. What I need from you is to jump correctly." Five tells the older...looking one? I get confused. Y/n was just showing y/n1 her gun from her skirt line and her butterfly knife tricks.
"I think....I need to piss." Five1 says taking the briefcase to the restroom. "Well besides the flop sweat, I think that went pretty well, am I right?" I say wiping the sweat off of fives face. "No! there's something off." Y/n says and five nods. "what?" y/n1 and I say. "I don't trust him." y/n shrugged and y/n1 scoffed. "I'll go talk to him." Y/n1 says and I nod and walk as well.
Y/n POV:
'Jesus christ he sucks.' I thought as Luther walked away "Jesus christ he sucks." Five scoffed and I looked at him. "Get out of my head! I just thought the same thing!" I laughed and Five smiled. The 'adults' of the group walked back and Five and I stared. "we good?" I asked.
"yea we got a deal." luther said. "We gotta hurry. Kennedy's en route." Five said. I noticed Five1 look anxious and I wiped some sweat off my face. Fucking Paradox Psychosis. "Why're you so anxious all of a sudden?" Five said and I nodded. "Relax. You're getting paranoid." y/n1 smirked and I glared at her. Luther nodded and we left.
A/N: Sorry I haven't uploaded I've been dealing with something but I should be back idk if all goes well. Some of you may have seen the Nicky x Reader book I published but It was an accident. 😭 you weren't supposed to see it.
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