My One And Only, Always And Forever || Five x Female Reader

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"Thank you for reminding me what those butterflies feel like~"

Me and Five were talking in the kitchen as I helped five clean his neck wound. "Baby Pogo?" I questioned and he nodded. Suddenly Diego screams and we blink to the room. "Oh he isn't dead." Five says and I chuckle. "Disappointed?" Lila says and Five gives her his sarcastic smile. "Oh to see you? Always." "So much hostility in such a small package." She says as Five reaches for a napkin to place on his wound. "Did you cut yourself shaving? I could teach you to shave like a big boy. " Lila says and I laugh. Five glares at me and I quickly straighten up. "No he just ran into and old family friend." I say and pat his shoulder.

We hear snoring at turn to elliot sleeping in his chair as he was still tied up to the chair. "You didn't untie him?" I ask and she looks at me. "Was I supposed to?" I shrug and get myself a cup of coffee.

Five and I were holding hands and hugging on the couch when a buzzing sound was heard. "Hey we got one. One of the machines you asked for is going crazy." Elliot says and Five gets up. "Which one?" He asks. "It's the uh atmospheric radar." "Good." "I don't get it what are you tracking? Hurricane? Storm?" Elliot asks "Sound waves." Five says and my eyes widen. "Vanya." I whisper getting up toward Five. Five grabs me and we blink out.

Me and five walk through a corn maze and I jump. Five fixes his blazer and I realize Vanya. Five opens the patch covering Vanya and smiles. "Hi Vanya." "Who are you?" She asks. "We're your siblings." I say and she gets up. "I have sibling?" She asks and stands still. "Look you can either stay and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you or you come with me." Five says and I look at him. 'IKEA mafia? What is five on?' I thought as we walked away. "Holy Shit." Vanya says and we enter the massive Disappearance  of corn. "I know right." I smile and Five nods. "Glad to see your powers are still intact."

We go to a cafe and a lady pours Five and I coffee. "Leave the pot here." Five says and I give her a look saying 'please' She gives us a look and leaves the pot. "Lippy little shits." She mumbles as she walks away. Five tells Vanya something and I quietly make a puddle of water in front of her causing her to slip a bit. She fell but not harsh and I smirk. "What causes the apocalypse?" Vanya asks Five and I realize how much I've missed. "Asteroid Impact." I smile. "Yeah the big kaboom ends everything." Five says and I stare at my coffee. It wasn't 100 percent wrong. "Just like the dinosaurs but worse." I nod still looking at my coffee. I didn't want to tell her the truth. Especially since she didn't remember and Five just dumped a bunch of shit on her. "Yeah bad news is it followed us here." Five said and I can see the look of confusing on Vanyas face. "followed us?" Five explains the end of the world #2 and she runs to the telephone to call someone.

I look at my watch. "It's getting late five." "I know." He says and hangs up the phone that Vanya was talking on. "What the hell?!?" "We don't have time for this." "That's my friend you just hung up on!" Five grabs Vanya and I jump. "Listen to me. Those people from the field are coming after us. They are never going to stop. Do you understand?" Five says softly. "We need to stick together, find the others, figure out a way to stop doomsday." I smile. "Whoever this person is they cannot be as important as the end of the world. We gotta go." Five says and finally let's go of Vanya. She sighs and follows us.

We go to some boxing match and see a board. "Luther boxes?" I ask. "I guess so." Five shrugs.  We enter and it smelled like greasy food and sweat. Everyone was piled up and we tried our best to make it through the crowd. Luther yells for another guy to hit him. "Luther are you crazy!?" I yell. The man hits Luther and Luther falls. Everyone is booing and the 3 of us were in shock.

"Luther?" Vanya asks as we were in Luther's apartment. "Allison?" He groans. "Sorry to disappoint." Vanya smiled weakly. "Here for your face." I toss Luther a rag with ice in it. "Need a pillow or an aspirin?" I ask with an attitude.  I was just mad at this monkey man for getting beat up last night. The man has had a chandelier fall on his back, but he can't punch a scrawny bitch? "Wait why are you here?" Luther asks. "You're my brother." Vanya smiles. "I mean apparently." She chuckles and I roll my eyes taking a seat.

"Five found you? And you?" He says pointing to Vanya then me. "I found five." I say. "Yeah he's downstairs waiting in the car. He said you'd be better off alone." Vanya says. "And he's rightttt." I say singing the last bit. "Yeah he's an asshole." Luther groans getting up. "Such an asshole." Vanya nods sitting next to him. "Fuck you both." I scoff and flip them off and Luther shrugs. "Why do you care so much about five?" Vanya asks me. "He's my husband." I pick at my nails and pick up my head remembering Vanyas Memory. "Oops forget I said that." I say  and walk to get Luther an aspirin from the car.

I come back and see Luther's manager leaving angry. "What's going on?" I ask. Luther yells and hits the wall. Bricks fall out and Luther looks at who I think is Five. Vanya leaves mad and I scoff. "Fuck Luther what did you do?" I ask and throw the aspirin at him.

"Well that clearly went well, You ready to go?" He asks I run up to them. "I'm going back to the farm." Vanya says walking to the car. "Hey. Unacceptable Vanya. Remember we need to stick together!" I say walking next to Vanya. "Oh why so I don't end the world again?" I scoff and head to Luther. "Seriously you told her she ends the world?!" I ask and he shrugs. I hit his head knowing he was still in pain so that was gonna hurt like a bitch. I blink back and see Vanya driving away. Five and I look toward the hole where Luther flips us both off. "I wonder if it's too late to be un-adopted." Five says and I sigh. "If only." We walk away hand in hand. 'Our shithole family at its finest.' I think and shake my head.