"Happiness is a drug. And I wanna
be your dealer."It was the year 1982 and we were in some Swedish maybe Norwegian place. "Excuse me." I asked a lady and she jumped. "You snuck up on me there. If you're looking for the cookies, we don't put 'em out till 3:00." The lady says. "I can hardly wait. Uh do you happen to know where the Midwest Soybean Society is meeting?" I smile. "Sure do! Muskellunge Banquet Room. You looking for your mom? She in for the convention?" The lady asks but five pulled out some cash.
"Hey could I get some change?" "Oh sure I'll just look in my purse. Only a nickel and a couple of dimes. Oh. You're in luck." The lady hands five some change. "You know some people say the best luck is to die at the right time." Five says leaving the lady speechless. "Oh excuse him." I smile at the lady and follow as he walks away.
Five goes to a vending machine and I look around the room. "Hmm." I say as I see some girls. "Oh are you here for the girl scouts meeting?" A woman stops and smiles at me. "Uh. No." I scoff and she frowns. "Cmon. Pledging to girl scouts is an honor. I'm sure you'll love it!" She says. "Hah. I'd rather lick a cheese grater." I hiss and she scoffs and enters the room. My attention turns when I hear glass breaking. I turn and see that five broke the vending machine. "Fuck five." I sigh and he walks and licks frosting off some of a cake.
"Ok." I sigh and find a bat. "Good thing there's a baseball meeting here." I shrug and five grabs the fire escape axe. I grab some of the frosting five took and licked it from my finger. "This tastes like grocery store frosting." I grimace. "I love you." Five chuckles and pecks my lips, cleaning frosting from them, before we enter.
"You! Call security!" The fish man says as he sees me and five walk in. A woman reaches for the phone but five cuts her arm off. "Gross." A guy says and I touch his blazer and catch it on fire. "Oops." I chuckle and some guy tries to run out. I hit him in the head with the bat and he starts to bleed.
Fives POV:
I turn to see the love of my life killing a man and I smirk. I love this side of her. I don't tell her much but it turns me on. She gets up with blood on her face and her hair falls on her face. She brushes it aside and I remember what i'm supposed to be doing. "Shit." I sigh and finish my side of the room. Me and Y/n stand on the table, side by side, hovering over AJ.
"She sent you didn't she?" He asked and y/n chuckles. Her beautiful chuckle that I adore. "Does it really matter now?" She asks holding her bat that was covered in blood. "Whatever she offered you. I will double it- triple it!" He says and I raise my axe. "We're not doing this for money." Suddenly the woman from earlier pushes me and I fall to the side. "Fuck!" I hear y/n mutter as she runs to Aj who tried running away.
"You're gonna pay for that vending machine little mister!" I nudge her and pushes her away. "I don't want to hurt you alright." I sigh and she punches me. The bitch punched me. Five Fucking Hargreeves. "Hurt me?! Oh I ain't afraid of you, you little pus ball." She says and I knock her out. "Shit I say as I run to see y/n running after AJ. I grab a paddle from the wall.
I teleport and we're, yet again, in front of him side by side. "Surely we can come to some form of agreement that benifits both parties. Quid Pro Quo? What do you say?" The fish says and me and y/n smirk at each other. "Sure!" "Why not. Here's your quid." Y/n says hitting one side of Aj. "Here's your Pro." I say hitting the other side. The fish is on his knees begging for us not to hurt him. "Here your quo." I say smashing the glass from where the fish was in water.
The door opens and two girls walk in and leave once they see us. I turn and see y/n brushing her hair panting. She looked hot. "What?" She laughs and I blush. "Nothing." I say and grab a plastic bag putting water in it with Aj. "Cmon. That was fun huh?" She says holding my hand. "Yeah. But I'd rather have you on your knees begging me." I whisper in her ear and she smirks. "you're funny." She says and we laugh.
y/ns POV
We stood in the alley with the fish waiting for the handler. I see five picking blood from his nails and I lean against the wall. Suddenly there were very familiar footsteps. "Well?" She askes and five hands her the bag without even looking. "AJ!" She smiles and laughs. "You know you're really starting to fill put those tiny little shorts of yours. Why so quiet? Thought you'd be buzzing after this mornings slaughter." She says and I sigh dropping myself to the floor.
"All this killing.. I- We're done with it." Five says. "What? Am I supposed to take that seriously?" The handler asks and helps five try to take off some of the blood but it had already dried. "What I did today. I did it for my family. I did it to save the world." Five says no longer speaking for the both of us. But he was right. "Please. Spare me your little assassin with a heart of gold routine will you? Here." She says handing five the briefcase and to this I got up. "This will get you and your siblings back to 2019. You have 90 minutes." She said and I scoffed.
"You said nothing about a time limit." Five says and I nod. "Actually you have 89 minutes and 30 seconds. Better Hurry." She walks away. "This is impossible. Okay? My siblings are scattered across the city." "Nothings impossible. You proved that this morning when you killed the board." The handler says. "I need more time." "Anymore time and people will start asking questions. The sooner you get home and out of this time period, the better off we'll both be. So. TickTock." She says and five grabs me and teleport us.
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My One And Only, Always And Forever || Five x Female Reader
Fanfiction"Did you call Klaus babe?" He asked me and I laughed. "Yes but you're my one and Only. Always and Forever." I said kissing him. "Please get a room." Klaus scoffed. This is Chapter 2 because it is based on the second season of The Umbrella Academy...