My One And Only, Always And Forever || Five x Female Reader

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"I will never ask you to change. You're perfectly imperfect the way you are."

"No No I dont understand they keep following me." "Wait who?" Luther says cause apparently he's here. "Those eggs look fluffy. Could they give you salmonella?" I ask and he ignores me. I smirk and sit down. "They're swedish you idiot. Hired guns to eradicate us before we do anymore damage to this timeline." I hear five say and I scoff. "Yeah but why now? I mean I'm fine for three months until you showed up."

Diego snaps and Luther nods. "Yeah I was here for a year and no one messed with me." "Nobody asked you. Listen even if it was his fault, which it isn't, we only have six days before the end of the world and the closest anyones gotten to dad was that driveway at the consulate." I sigh and slump into my chair. Five smirks and leans back into the wall. "Well that's not exactly true." Luther sighs and we all turn to him. "What?"

Luther then tells us that when he came here he went to see Dad. "Oh shit." I laugh and they all stare at me. "Oh. Continue." He walked in and there was a party going on of some sort. He told dad. "this is gonna sound crazy. But. I'm your son." I laughed out loud. "Oh. Ok. I'm sorry." I wheeze and wipe fake tears away. Dad denies him and Luther tells him he's from the future. He tells him how he knows about the moon base. and asks him for help. He kicks Luther out and Luther was sad I guess.

"That's pathetic." Diego says. "Yeah? At least he didn't shank my ass." Luther eats his plate of salmonella. "No. He shanked your heart." I lean in and smirk. "Is that my bath robe?" elliot asks Luther. "No." Luther mutters. "Look who cares what he shanked. He knows about time travel." Five spoke up and I nodded. "Uh why don't you just do your thing and uh time travel us out?" Elliot asks. "Anyone care to explain?" Five scoffs.

"We lost our bearings in the post-apocalyptic wasteland when he did it for the first time with simply me." I say. "Basically the first time he got lost in the apocalypse with her." Luther shrugs and I scoff. "Second time he ended up without hair on his balls." Diego says. I laugh and we high five each other . "Last time I tried I scattered my family across three years in Dallas, Texas, possibly triggering a doomsday. Any more questions Elliot?" Five says ignoring us.

Elliot shakes his head. "You're missing the big picture. Dad is the ring leader of a sinister cabal that's planning to kill the president" Diego says and I scoff. "A cabal?" "Ignore him. The way I see it we only have one option." Five says and I look at him "What that?" "It's time to get the Umbrella Academy back together." He sighs and I sigh. "Hell yeah Family meeting."

"Okay. Can of of you get Allison?" Luther mumbles. "Trouble in paradise?" "You two still a thing?" Diego and I tease Luther and smirk. "Do we have to talk?" I whisper and pat his back. "No. she is married." "Woah dude that's rough." I put my hands up and sit in the counter next to five. "We'll get her. Can you get Vanya without squeezing her to death?" Five says helping me off the counter. Luther nods and Five blinks us away.

We go to Allison's house and knock. "Yes?" Allison opens the door and freezes. "Who is it?" Klaus walks up and I squeal. "Klaus!" "Y/n!" He squeals and hugs me. "Family meeting . Let's go." Five says and I nod. "Gosh he's still uptight? That didn't change here?
Y/n would you please suck his dick for us. God i'm hungover like a motherfucker." Klaus holds his head as we walk. "Haha. When are you not?" I pat his back.

We walk in and klaus gasps. "Oh wow. I know this is impossible but did we all get sexier?" Klaus says as we see Vanya, Luther and Diego up on the stairs. "Vanya." Allison sighs. "I can't believe I have a sister." She smiles and I scoff. "Ouch." I say. "Oh two." She smiles. "I missed you." Allison smiles. "Thank god someone did." Vanya chuckled. Allison and Vanya hug.

"God you're drunk." Diego tells Klaus. "No just a little." Klaus turns to Allison and sees the hug. He smiles and joins on the hug. "Klausy! Is ben here?" I ask and he scoffs. "No. Unfortunately ghosts cannot time travel." Klaus smirks and I frown. "Ok. Let's get down to business." Five says and we all walk upstairs.

"All right. First off I wanna say I'm sorry. I know I really screwed up on this whole going back in time and getting stuck thing. But the real kick in the pants here is we brought the end of the world back here with us." Five says and I roll my eyes earning a glare from five. I stop and innocently smile. "Oh My God. Again? All of you knew? Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the- Oh my gosh. My cult is gonna be so pissed. Five! I told them we had until 2019!" Klaus whines a i sit up.

"Cult? We have until Monday. We have six days." I say ignoring the whole cult thing. "Is it Vanya?" Klaus says and I throw a pillow at him. "What it usually is." He catches the pillow. "Do you have any leads?" Vanya turns to five and I. "Yeah we have one." I say passing them the picture of dad. "Holy shit is that dad?