My One And Only, Always And Forever || Five x Female Reader

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"I like it when you smile but I love
it when i'm the reason."

We see Klaus running. "We made it!" He says acting weird. "We?" I say and he looks like he's having that seizure again. He turns and vomits a bunch then falls on the floor. "8 minutes left." I sigh getting impatient. "Where are the others?" Five sighs.

"We've got a minute left." I groan and kick the garbage can. Five caresses my shoulder to relax me and I breathe. "What's going on guys? Are we going somewhere?" Klaus groans. "It was a simple task." Five sighs. "All we had to do was be here!" I pace getting much more frustrated and five joins me. "Did we have to fight a sea monster. No!" Five says. "An army of mutants? NEIN!" I say.

"It was handed to us on a silver platter!" I scoff. "Could you just moan a little softer? My head is killing me." Klaus says and I give him a look. "Listen to me you useless puke bag. We just blew our chance to save the world!" Five says and the briefcase makes a noise. "Fuck!" I groan and five grabs it and throws it in the air. A blue portal appears and takes the briefcase. "We we're that close." Five sighs.

"Now what?" Luther asks. "Now Nothing Luther! Make your peace with god!" Five says. "What? What about Allison and Vanya?" "Screw them both. they should have been here." I sigh. "What about diego?" Klaus groans getting up. Five groans and kicks a cardboard box. "Something must've happened to them." Luther says.

"Screw Diego! Screw everyone! We were better off alone in the apocalypse!" I groan. "Y/n! Come on!" Luther says. "You know what monkey man? It's every sibling for themself now! How bout that?" I scoff and go inside with five.  I bite my nails knowing damn well what comes next. "shit." I sigh and look at five.

"Hey. Five. Doomsday is still coming. We gotta think of a new plan." Luther follows us. "Don't you get it Luther? It's over! O-V-E-R OVER!" I yell and walk to the door. "Then where are you going?" He sighs and I turn to him. "We're going to do the unthinkable." "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Luther gives the "Kids" a face. Me and five slam the door and lock it. "I swear to god if you guys are fucking in there!" Luther says banging on the door and I scoff.

We had left Luther in and he fell asleep. "Fuck." I hear five say drinking half a bottle of water and giving me the other half. "Five?" Luther groans getting up. "We need to be hydrated." I tell Luther and grab baby power from under the sink. "Hydrated? What's with the baby powder?" Luther asks and five puts it everywhere. Everywhere! while I drink some more water and grab the baby powder and put it everywhere. "It'll help with the itching." I sigh.

"Itching? There's itching? What the hell is going on? You do have a plan!" Luther looks at us and I give him a sarcastic 'no really?' look. Five jumps allowing the powder to spread. "Well it's a desperate move but since our brain dead siblings aren't capable of meeting a simple deadline I got no choice." Five says and hands me my blazer. "No choice about what?" "We have to find ourselves." I say and hand my husband the watch. "We arrived in Dallas 15 minutes ago." "Should I be worried about you?" Luther sighs.

"Luther if you recall, we were sent to 1963 on a commission job to make sure the president was assassinated." I sigh and do little workouts. "Oh! So wait your older selves are out there." Luther nods. "Precisely." I smile at luther like he's an infant who just picked up a ball. "What, just walking around Dallas?" "Walking around Dallas with a briefcase that can get us home." Five says. "Omg. Five you're a genius." Luther says and I roll my eyes.

"However, there are two significant problems with this plan." Five sighs. "Problem number one: We are trained assassin, arguably the most dangerous assassins in the space-time continuum. If you know us, we're not going to react kindly to bumping into ourselves." I sigh. "Problem Number two, and this is the real fly in the ointment here: you're not supposed to exist in close proximity to yourself in the same timeline." Five sighs. "The side effect can be disastrous." I nod. "Side effects? What sort of side effect?"

"Well according to Commission Handbook Chapter 27 Section 3b the seven stages in paradox psychosis are.." I walk back and forth and look at five. "1: Denial. 2: Itching. 3: Extreme thirst and urination. 4: Excessive Gas. 5: Acute Paranoia. 6: Uncontrolled perspiration. and 7...." He says. "..homicidal rage." I sigh and Luther makes a face. "Homicidal Rage? Jeez I don't know.  This maybe isn't such a good idea." "It's a Hail Mary." Five throws his arms up.

"But what choice do we got?" I sigh. "I don't know you already seem a bit squirrelly if I'm being honest." Luther shrugs. "Look Luther, I'm gonna need you to help us get through this all right? We need a spotter." Five says holding Luther's shoulders. "A spotter?" Luther and I ask. "Yeah." Five nods. "What is that like a wingman?"

"In case our paradox psychosis gets severe. I need you to help us stay on task. So whatever happens. Whatever we say. We need to get that briefcase. Okay?" Five says and I smile. "Okay." Luther nods and i pace around the room. Luther is right. I do feel so squirrelly. But that doesn't matter. "Luther let's go!" I say and he nods.