"Come on, show us your most disturbing quirk." Onima pressed, Kido nodding excitedly behind him."What's your definition of disturbing?" You mumbled, eyeing the spirit of one of the eight villains that always followed behind you. You weren't sure where the other spirits went when you didn't summon them - Hell, even they didn't know - but you didn't want any of these guys around the children. Thankfully, they didn't complain much and hardly ever acted out of turn. You were quite selective afterall. They were all undoubtedly sociopathic but none of them were manic. Small mercies, am I right?
"I dunno like Human Centipede or something."
"Ah okay yeah. I can do that." You looked over your shoulder directly at the bald villain. "Wanna have some fun, Drauger?"
"Drauger? Sound like a villain name." Burnin' said.
"Oh he is."
"What?"
The man in question perked up, and strode towards you with thinly veiled exhilaration. He grabbed your shoulder rather roughly and grinned.
Within seconds you felt the quirk take hold, your body contorting in ways that should be painful, but quite fortunately weren't.
Your thighs bent inwards and fused with your torso and your arms elongated and became jointed legs, another three sets of limbs sprouting from you chest and abdomen. Your torso was now upside down as your horrific limbs held you up.
In the midst of everyone's horror, you spoke. "The idea is that I can move on walls and ceilings easily and see what's going on below or behind me. I'm just a glorified spider without webs."
You scuttled across the arena and onto the wall and ceiling. You moved across it before stopping when tou saw Endeavor right below you. Drauger snarled. You'd noticed he'd seemed out of sorts around the hero before but you didn't comment on it. You tried to ignore the villains as much as possible, afterall.
Endeavor looked more composed than he had any right to be. "I remember that villain. Made quite an impression, though not enough for me to remember his name."
Drauger let out a noise of utter outrage, his grip on your shoulder tightening. You shrugged him off, your body returning to normal in the blink of an eye. You planned to just fall to the ground, summoning Arisu at the last minute and flapping your wings, but just as you were about to Endeavor shot up and caught you.
You couldn't reel in your surprised expression.
"Sir?"
Endeavor let out an annoyed huff. "What do you think you're doing?"
"I was getting to the ground, Sir. You know I can fly, right?"
You were both on the ground now. Well, Endeavor was, anyway. You were still settled in his arms. Holy fuck the man is strong.
Endeavor looked at you, his perpetually pissed off expression not letting up.
"Slipped my mind."
"Yeah, yeah. I get it. You're a hero through and through, Sir. You can put me down now." You said sincerely.
He complied and frowned. "That's not-"
"Of course it is. You're probably one of the best rescue heroes out there, Sir."
"I'm not a rescue hero. " He spat.
"Well not exclusively but you're almost as good at it as you are at kicking ass." You smiled and straightened out your clothes, which had been mildly messed up by your grotesque transformation.
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PYROMANIA (Endeavor X Male Reader)
FanfictionYou'd always had shit luck. Now you wouldn't say working for a taciturn asshole was good luck, but it was a hell of a lot better than prison. [This is just my outlet for my unending Endeavor simping lmao]