My OCs do weird things

French Fancy vs Pink rap battle (but it went badly wrong)

French Fancy verse 1:
I've seen simps before but never quite as much as you.
Can't go a minute without saying 'mon bien!' That's all you ever do.
You'd do almost anything for your beloved Meta Knight.
And when he needed your help, you couldn't put up a fight.

You're the reason that both of his arms got broken by Chaostic.
That monster made you think you didn't deserve any magic!
Your entire planet hated you, oh how tragic.
And when under attack, you escaped without a panic.

You claim you got trained by your beloved every night.
But then your armour almost killed you because it wasn't very light.
He let you quit the star warriors and ended your mentorship
And you weren't that bad of a sword fighter, so that was bullshit!

And onto the games, you were the only girl on the Halberd.
You were second to bail, which left your coworkers endangered.
So scared of loud noises and with no explanation.
I'm sorry but battleships are loud, for your information.

Pink verse 1:
Now that's a little extreme, no need to be so mean!
Sorry, but why do you wear a crown if you aren't a princess or a queen?
I was almost offended by your verse but then I remembered!
Dark Enchantress wouldn't give a shit if you were dismembered!

Everyone shuns you when you fail, that's kinda sad.
Not even Dark Choco gets that treatment, you must have fucked up pretty bad!
Red Velvet stood up for you but he still knew you weren't that great!
And you were dumb enough to think that he took you on a date.

When it comes to my beloved, I'm kind of a simp
But at least my love doesn't jump because I'm consistent!
I know I liked 4 knights at the same time, but at least I was hesitant!
Unlike you, who loves cookies that give you a single compliment.

And you shouldn't get involved in the cookie battles.
Every time you're put on a team, everyone stumbles!
If you get one more injury then you'd 'Kirby tilt n tumble!'
That would be pretty sad, but that's just how the cookie crumbles!

French Fancy:...
Pink: Uhhh... Too harsh?
French: YOU'RE A FUCKING DIIIIICK!!!! (Runs away, crying angrily)
Pink: OH CRAP-
Rub1xx: Pink wins!... I think.
Lovely: French ran away, that's an automatic give up.
Meta Knight: Eheh... Pink, that was too far.
Pink: OH MY GOD MON BIEEEENNNN!!!
French Fancy: YOU'RE SAYING THE WRONG PHRASE YOU DUMB BITCH!
Pink: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!