(context: they in troubleee)
Hazel: Oh, okay.
Yaien:... No you aren't.
Tiara: (looks at ground)
Rub1xx: What parents?
Soulie: (gasp) W-Wait, no! P-Please, I'll do anything!
Myadinte: Really? Oh my god, thank you!
Samira: Nuh-uh.
Yoshie: Kay! (Goes on phone)
French Fancy: I don't think they'd want to associate with me again.
Pink:... Don't. You. Fucking. Dare.
Cinder: Don't, they're pricks.
Petalei:... They wouldn't listen.
Lovely: They're probably long gone tbh.
Lilligant:... Don't call them. Please.
Pharill: Okay! My creator's number is on the bulletin board over there!
Mothika: Okay, here's their numbers.
Seafoam: I don't have parents :) (she's lying btw)
Negafoam: I don't think I have any, even if I did they probably aren't around anymore.
Hakari: Oh go ahead, I don't care.
Suziko: There's no parents. They don't exist. They never did.
Achi: Whatever, virgin. (glares)
Pretzel: Do I have any?
Icecreameon: Cream cream! :)
Pill: Oh alright.
Tea Bag: Sure thing! Their number is (number!)
Mishima: Hah, they won't respond.
Ruby:... (cries) T-They're dead...
Assasiana: Pop out the ouija board.
Safety: Oh, that's fine! Do you know their numbers? :)
Pinkcox: A worthless like you... calling a KING AND QUEEN?! Hah! Good luck with that!
Blue: Okay then!
Hacker: You have her number?
Breeze:... (tears up) (starts sobbing)
Galactic: I have parents?!
Snowheart: They live in the North Pole, good luck!
Pumpaka: Don't call them fuckers, call me! AND I WILL STICK THIS CROWBAR UP YOUR-
Stellar: Oh, yay! Tell them I said hi! :)
Pinkdog: You do realise they were born an incredibly long time ago, right? They're ancient.
Magica: Okay, but only my dad! He's the only one that cared about me.
Cyberra: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA! PARKER ISN'T MY DAD YOU DUMB BITCH!
Rubine: I believe you mean parent. My dad's the only alive one.
Holine: Ah, I don't have any. :)
Jessica: Yeah, that's okay!
Bunny: Oh, okay. I'll keep quiet.
Tazzeril: Memememememememe! I can't hear youuuu!
Berry: Oh, big deal. I don't care.
Beetroot: Yeah, cool story bro.
Slendra: Gone. :)
Kiruka:... What parents? (chuckles)
Hols: I don't even know where they are. Good luck reaching them.
Fruta: Huh? Who- ohh! You mean Dr. Parker? Ahah, my apologies but... he's not my dad.
Shelly: Tell him I said hi! (happy)
Iyobi: Hon, why are you calling them? They're in a retirement home.
Ari:... Parents?
Iri: (kills them before they can)
Komiza: Oh, they kinda left me. I'd advise against it. :)
Marzipan:... Oh... (sniffle) o-okay.
Estelle: (suddenly terrified) H-Hold on... y-you don't have t-to call them...
Manuka:... (frowns) They're in the afterlife.
Swaye:... Uhhh. One of them is a crocodile and one of them is in jail for beastiality... sooooo...
Coral (HS):... Okay, go ahead. I'm sure they wouldn't care.
Coral (RW):... Aw, I am so grounded... (frown)
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