"How much is your soul worth?"

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Hazel: I dunno, maybe a lot?

Yaien: It's gonna cost a lot, let's say that.

Tiara: If you kill Rub1xx for good then you can take it for free. Sound good?

Rub1xx: Maybe a few hundreds?

Soulie:... Nice try, human... (pulls out a pink gun and fires hearts at you)

Myadinte: Check the wanted poster I guess.

Samira:... I don't want to talk about this.

Yoshie: A dust particle and a clump of dirt.

French Fancy:... How would I know? Do I look like I know my value?

Pink: Eh?! Are you insane?!

Cinder: As long as their paying me at least $1,000,000,000,000,000 I'll be satisfied.

Petalei:... Soul? What's a soul?

Lovely: What kind of question is that?... 10 bottles of Buckfast.

Lilligant: Uhhhhhhh... 10,000 Pokédollars.

Pharill: I don't have one! (liar)

Mothika: Nada. Small bugs aren't usually that expensive. But the merchandise is!

Seafoam: It's worth the happiness of everyone! :)

Negafoam: Buying people is low-key weird.

Hakari: Ask Monika, she'll surely know.

Suziko:... I have no soul.

Achi: More than yours!

Pretzel: 9,999,999 bells. Then we'd have a deal.

Icecreameon:... Creavoi?

Pill: Ask me something logical! (what is the meaning of life?)... it's €10.

Tea Bag: Probably less than £10!

Mishima: Kill me first, then think about money! ;)

Ruby: Depends on if you want me dead or alive. Prices are different.

Assasiana: I don't know, ask one of the Sakuras.

Safety: Woah, are you mentally okay?!

Pinkcox: I'm a princess that's a human and rare fox species hybrid, work it out!

Blue:... I don't know, hehehhhh... (scared of you)

Hacker: Ask the one who created me.

Breeze: Soul, huh? I don't know... maybe not a lot.

Galactic: If you travel to the moon, adventure through a galaxy, survive a black hole and reach the end of space maybe I'll give it to you for free. Sound good?

Snowheart: I'm easily replaceable, up to you how much I'm worth.

Pumpaka: What kind of maniac are you?!

Stellar: Oh, that's a hard question! I'm not sure, haha! <:)

Pinkdog: I'm immortal, so probably more than the money in the world.

Magica: I'm a legendary rainbow lost princess human butterfly hybrid, so quite a lot! :3

Cyberra:... Ask my creator, Dr. Parker Monberry.

Rubine: What the fuck did you just ask me?

Holine: Please stay the hell away from me :)

Jessica: That's not a normal question to ask...

Bunny: AAAAAHHHH!

Tazzeril: Dunno lol :}

Berry: More than your house.

Beetroot: Uhhhh.... Not a lot, probably.

Slendra:... (very puzzled)

Kiruka:... Huh? What the hell did you just ask?

Hols: AH! (pulls out blaster)

Fruta: My software is faulty, so probably not a lot... (frown)

Shelly: Ummm. My dad's Mr. Jawsum, so I'd say a lot?

Iyobi: I'm a 40 year old accountant with ice powers. You decide, heh. (smile)

Ari:... What's the expected answer? (smile)

Iri: (kills you)

Komiza: I dunno? Why would you ask that?

Marzipan: Eep!- n-not much?

Estelle:... Are you asking for a reason? (raises eyebrow in suspicion)

Manuka:... Bud... I'm dead.

Swaye:... Are you asking me out?~

Coral (HS/RW):... Ummm? What? That's a very odd thing to ask... but maybe my sea shell collection tripled?

Declan:... Uhhhh... OH, NICE TRY ANGEL! EXTERMINATE THIS! (blows you up)

Veri: I only exist to work and work~ you don't need to pay me, I just work. That is all my soul is. Just my work.

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