Shelly: Hols! You, me, roast battle. Now!
Hols: Wha- but I'm drunkkk...
Shelly: Heh, skill issue!
Hols: At least I'm cool.
Shelly: At least I have cool shades.
Hols: At least my name isn't Shelly-Welly-Welly-Welly-Welly-Welly-Shelly-Welly-Jawsum.
Shelly: At least my name isn't Holsiribbone Sweetsiepopps.
Hols: At least I'm hot.
Shelly: At least I don't fuck around on mountains.
Hols: At least I'm not a spoiled little bitch.
Shelly: At least I don't overwork myself.
Hols: At least I have a job.
Shelly: At least I'm rich.
Hols: At least I'm also rich.
Shelly: At least I have lots of fun.
Hols: At least my boss is a good person.
Shelly: At least I'm not a lightweight in drinking.
Hols: At least I live in space.
Shelly: At least I have a good comedy sense.
Hols:... At least I didn't learn sex-ed at 19.
Shelly:... At least my species doesn't eat unhealthy.
Hols: AT LEAST MY TEETH LOOK NORMAL!
Shelly: AT LEAST I DON'T PLAY SMASH FOR WII U!
Hols: AT LEAST I DON'T SLEEP IN A FISHBOWL!
Shelly: AT LEAST I STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH MY DAD!
Hols: AT LEAST I ACTUALLY DO SHIT WITH MY LIFE!
Shelly: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND WHO IS SO MENTALLY BROKEN THAT HE BLEEDS FROM HIS CHEST!
Hols: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A DAD WITH A FAILING BUSINESS!
Shelly:... (speechless)
Hols:... Heh. I win.
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RandomI'm bored so let's dedicate a whole book to my ocs :D Whether you read or not doesn't matter to me because I'm having fun These chapters are all a giant jumble btw because I introduce new ocs and put them into previous chapters sorry lol Warning! Th...
