Hols and Shelly roast each other

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Shelly: Hols! You, me, roast battle. Now!

Hols: Wha- but I'm drunkkk...

Shelly: Heh, skill issue!

Hols: At least I'm cool.

Shelly: At least I have cool shades.

Hols: At least my name isn't Shelly-Welly-Welly-Welly-Welly-Welly-Shelly-Welly-Jawsum.

Shelly: At least my name isn't Holsiribbone Sweetsiepopps.

Hols: At least I'm hot.

Shelly: At least I don't fuck around on mountains.

Hols: At least I'm not a spoiled little bitch.

Shelly: At least I don't overwork myself.

Hols: At least I have a job.

Shelly: At least I'm rich.

Hols: At least I'm also rich.

Shelly: At least I have lots of fun.

Hols: At least my boss is a good person.

Shelly: At least I'm not a lightweight in drinking.

Hols: At least I live in space.

Shelly: At least I have a good comedy sense.

Hols:... At least I didn't learn sex-ed at 19.

Shelly:... At least my species doesn't eat unhealthy.

Hols: AT LEAST MY TEETH LOOK NORMAL!

Shelly: AT LEAST I DON'T PLAY SMASH FOR WII U!

Hols: AT LEAST I DON'T SLEEP IN A FISHBOWL!

Shelly: AT LEAST I STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH MY DAD!

Hols: AT LEAST I ACTUALLY DO SHIT WITH MY LIFE!

Shelly: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND WHO IS SO MENTALLY BROKEN THAT HE BLEEDS FROM HIS CHEST!

Hols: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A DAD WITH A FAILING BUSINESS!

Shelly:... (speechless)

Hols:... Heh. I win.

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