*insert cute intro*
"Hello YouTube! Pretzel here, and today I'm going to teach you how to make an apple pie! So to start with, get a cutting board and-" She reached her paw into the drawer, only to find out the cutting board was broken in half.
"Uhhh- Ill be right back!" She ran out of the kitchen, raging like a bull.
"WHO BROKE THE DAMN CUTTING BOARD?!"
"Sorry Pretzel! I had a breakdown!" Called Samira. Pretzel groaned and went back in.
"Okay, who needs cutting boards anyway? I'll just use the counter- Why is it soaked with water? Ugh, I hate this house." She began to cut the an apple with the knife, but accidentally hit her paw.
"OW! Oh, I'll be right back!" She left the room to get s bandage. Myadinte and Cinder snuck in.
"Pffttt! She's making a YouTube tutorial!" Smirked Cinder. Myadinte thought of something. She put a lit match on the apple and ran out, dragging Cinder. They ran away as Pretzel came back.
"I'm back! So let's resume c- WHY IS THE APPLE ON FIRE?! I FU-... Uhm... At least it's cooked now! Let's go get the flour- Where is the flour?"
"The flours gone!" Yelled Hazel.
"I can see that, but why is it gone?"
"Why?"
"Yeah, why?"
"IT'S FUN TO STAY IN THE: Y-M-C-A!" Sung everyone. Pretzel threw the flaming apple and slammed her face onto the counter.
"I FUCKING HATE YOU AAAAAALLLLLL-"
*insert cute outro*
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My OCs do weird things
De TodoI'm bored so let's dedicate a whole book to my ocs :D Whether you read or not doesn't matter to me because I'm having fun These chapters are all a giant jumble btw because I introduce new ocs and put them into previous chapters sorry lol Warning! Th...
