Madness In Hell[Old]

Chapter 5.5

Somewhere In Hell...

Hank is aiming his Blessed Sniper Rifle directly at Jebus, he puts his finger on the trigger and.....

BZZZT BZZZT BZZZZT BANG!

Hank takes the shot just as his phone Vibrates and fucking misses the DAMN SHOT!

Hank: "SON OF A BITCH!"

He answers his phone with an attitude.

Hank: "THE FUCK DO YOU WANT DEIMOS?!"

Deimos: "HANK WE JUST SAW NEVADA! IT'S IN TERRIBLE SHAPE! DARKNESS SURROUNDING THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE!"

Suddenly footsteps walk up next to Hank. It's none other than Jebidiah Christoff himself.

Jeb: "Well well mother FUCKING WELL!"

Hank: "Let me call you back...."

Hank hangs up on Deimos and stares at Jebus with that intense atmosphere looking like they're about to go super sayain. Until Jeb decides to speak up.

Jeb: "I see you have a rare Blessed Sniper Rifle. You trying to kill me again Wimbleton?"

Hank: "I've killed you a shit ton of times... How did you even get INTO HELL?!"

Jeb: "Our Emplyers well.... The Employers.... Wanted my Halo and took it from me with the cost of flying out the Window and DROPPING AND FUCKING DYING!"

Hank: "Sucks to be you..."

Jeb: "Then that fool ass Jester Dr. Hoffnar killed me and then my death streak started...."

A man runs up to Jebidah with a knife but is disarmed and stabbed by him.

Hank: "Did you say.... Hoffnar?"

Jeb: "Yes...?"

Hank: "Ran into him earlier..."

Jeb: "Of course you did, that insolent Clown will never stop coming after your ass until the end of fucking time!"

Hank then gets a call back from Deimos and answers it.

Hank: "What the fuck did you say about Nevada?"

Deimos: "Black cloud the Employers turned into this bigger ass version of themselves and Nevada is damn near fucking doomed"

Hank: "Shit.... Well, Me and and Christoff are having a little chat... I'll be back"

Deimos: "HANK DON'T YOU HA-"

He Hangs up. He looks back at Jeb.

Hank: "Tell you what Christoff you help me take down Tricky, We get you your Halo back from those pricks the Employers."

Jeb: "You won't screw me over will You Mother Fucker?"

Hank: "Come on Jebus, My middle name? No I'm not gonna cross you, deal?"

Jedidiah and Hank shake hands and both say deal. The then go to a local Weapons Dealer.

Jeb: "The fuck are we even going Wimbleton?"

Hank: "Well my asshole friend's and roommate took all my weapons to meet a local agency called I.M.P, so we're going to a weapons dealer by the Name of Sir. Flabbergast or some shit...."

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The 2 reach a broken airship which is being moved by a snake and a bunch of.... Egg BOIS . They both walk up to them. Jeb looks over and sees a Hotel not to far from them.

Jebus: "Oh... This guy...."

Hank: "You know him?"

Jebus: "That hotel, I stayed there for a short while"

Hank: "Be nice-ish"

Sir Pentious: "Huh? Well well WELL! If it isn't my arch nemesis! HANK J. WIMBLEDON!"

Hank: "It's WIMBLETON!"

Sir Pentious: "I KNOW THAT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER YOUR NAME!"

Hank facepalms. So Jedidiah decides to speak up.

Jebus: "Alright look Sir. Whatever, We want to buy some weapon's!"

Sir Pentious: "Buy weapons?! From ME?! HAHA! DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! I WOULD NEVER LET MY ARCH NEMESIS!"

Hank pulls out a Glock on The Scale face and aims it at him.

Hank: "Give us guns or die"

Sir Pentious: "W-well.... I guess... You can take some for 26.99"

Hank cocks the gun back.

Sir Pentious: "I MEAN FOR FREE! DEFINITELY FOR FREE!"

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Meanwhile In Tricky's Club he's jamming out with way more bodyguards and henchman. Until suddenly somebody runs up to him

Henchman: "Uh, sir there's 2 people outside"

Tricky snatched the tablet his Henchman is holding and looks at it. He sees Hank and Jeb.

Tricky: "HAHAHAHAHA! LET'S TEST OUT THE NEWEST INVENTION HOFFNAR LEFT THE BLUEPRINTS TOO!'

Tricky used the tablet to swipe to an App called. IMPROBABLE OUTSET! DEVELOPED BY CLOWN V ENTERTAINMENT! He opens the app and A red button shows up on the screen and he presses it. Words appear on the screen.

CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!