Madness In Hell[Old]

Incident 100H

Hank is dressed up in a suit n' tie. He is dressed like an Italian Mob Boss. Suddenly Sanford walks in the room.

Sanford: "OOH! Going somewhere Chucklehead?"

Hank: "I'm going on a date!"

Sanford: "Your idea of date is counting how many people you've killed in a day"

Hank: "No an Actual date. Steak Dinner and Wine!"

Sanford: "Oh yeah? Who's the lucky person?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~~~~~~~

Hank is seated at a table next to a big ass Blender at Ozzies. When suddenly a Waiter comes up. The Reason Hank  is able to be in The Lust Ring is Because this is an Inicident not Canon to the story.

Waiter: "Sir you do know this is for couples only, right?"

Hank: "Yeah, I know it is."

Waiter: "So can you like, take your Blender somewhere else?"

Hank: "No"

Waiter: "Don't make me call security si-"

Hank pulls out a M1911 and holds it to the waiters neck. The Waiter raises her hands and slowly backs off.

Hank: "So.... you come here often?(The Blender just sits there idlely) Wow! Any family?(Hank, you know that's a Blender right?) Wow No way me too!(Hank?) You have such a way with words....(I think he's lost his mind) Come here..."(Wait... wait NO! Hank starts kissing the Blender while everyone stares at him and starts to leave)

Suddenly 2 people pop up behind this weird ass thing

Ozzie: "AHEM!(Hank stops kissing the Blender and stares at Asemodeus) What the FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Hank: "This Blender, what's it look like?"

Ozzie: "I do appreciate you committing lust  but... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING A BLENDER?!"

Hank: "Look at her, she's beautiful...."

Fizzaroli: "Dude it's a fucking Blender...."

Hank: "and I'll be fucking this fucking Blender!"(Hank starts licking the Blender and kissing it much to Ozzie and Fizz's disgust)

Fizzaroli: "SECURITY!!!"

5 Buff IMP/Succubus half breeds enter the room with guns and start shooting  at Hank.

Hank: "GET DOWN MY LOVE!(Hank pushes the table up and gets him and the Blender to cover) I got this darling, stay here(Hank kisses the Blender and equips his Katana he had stashed on his back as well as his M1911)

He jumps over the table and slices the first person's chest he sees and sticks the barrel of the gun into his head and blows his fucking brains our he then kicks him into the one and punches through their neck and rips out there lungs he then uses their lungs and beats the next guy to death. Next he grabs the 2nd last girl and chokes her so hard her head explodes he then stares at the last one as they run for their life, but Hank has no chill and shoots them in the back making them fall over.

Fizzaroli: "Should we call more security?"

Ozzie: "Nope, after that massacare I think he deserves that date after how BRUTALLY he murdered those bitches!"

Fizzaroli: "I guess that's fair. I wouldn't wanna fuck with him"

Hank then picks up the 5 bodies and throws them into the Blender.

Hank: "NOW where we're we?"

Hank statys kissing the Blender and then takes off his... oh.... yeah I think you get what happens next.....