~~~~~~~~Somewhere In Hell~~~~~~~
Charlie is still waiting for a person to show up at The Hotel but so far nobody has EVER came. She is beginning to lose hope but has rarely lost any.
Angel: "Forget it princess nobody is EVER coming here"
Vaggie: "Shut up Angel..."
Charlie: "There's gotta be SOMEBODY coming soon like... now"
Knock knock
Everyone stares at the door.
Angel: "Hey if you can command thing can you command Husk to sleep with me?"
Husk: "NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!"
Charlie rushes over to the door and opens it quickly shouting
Charlie: "WELCOME TO THE HAPPY HOTEL I'M CHARLIE NICE TO MEET YO-"
Click!
Just as she is about to finish talking. A Dessert Eagle is pointed between her eyes.
Hank: "Nice to meet you too Daughter Of Lucifer..."
Charlie: "You know you can't kill me with that kind of Weapon right?"
Vaggie shows up behind Charlie with a spear.
Hank: "Yeah but if I kidnap and kill you later maybe Lucifer wi-"
Vaggie grabs Hank's DE and throws it.
Vaggie: "KEEP your HANDS OF MY GIRLFRIEND!"
Hank: "Don't test me Cyclops! I happen to be Hell's DEADLIEST Mercenary!"
Vaggie: "Hank J Wimbleton!?"
Hank: "Yes... so if you try to shoot me U swear to God I will shoot the FUCK OUT IF YOU!"
Vaggie pulls Charlie aside and pushes Angel towards Hank.
Vaggie: "Charlie listen! We need to evacuate IMMEDIATELY!"
Charlie: "Oh come on Vaggie, he can't be that bad..."
Husk: "Actually he is that bad... Over the past few months he's been in hell he's killed more people than 5 Exterminators can"
Charlie: "Relax guy's... there's gotta be a way to calm him down... maybe he'll even join the hotel?"
Vaggie: "Charlie please don't do this! I don't want you to die!"
Charlie: "He can't kill me he doesn't have the right Weaponry"
Charlie walks over to Hank and starts to talk to him.
Charlie: "Okay Mr. Wimbleton your body count is higher than an Exterminators and you're arch enemies are super dangerous plus you're Friend stayed here and wanted you dead! Except I'm willing to give you a chance for redemption if you stay here."
Hank: "Pfft... what makes you think I want Redemption?"
Charlie: "There's gotta be something you wanted to do before you died that you might do in heaven?"
Hank looks up into the sky and ponders....
~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback~~~~~~~~~~~
Coach: "OKAY PEOPLE! THEY results are in! The people who made it into the Volleyball Team are Joe, David, Hityp, Bossman, Skinner and..."
The Coach looks at Hank and Another Grunt.
Coach: "Crunk! Sorry Hank you're not good enough to be on the team..."
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Madness In Hell[Old]
ActionSeason 1A Hank J Wimbleton and His friends Deimos, Sanford and Doc are killed and sent to Hell... but It's not how they imagine but who are they to complain? More people to KILL more MADNESS to MAKE Season 1B After saving Nev...