Madness In Hell[Old]

Chapter 7 - Return To Nevada

Tricky, Hank and Jebidiah have gathered around with everyone else at I.M.P. at their Office. So far the only thing they are doing is Fighting. Tricky and Hank are beating the shit out of each other cause Hank bought Barbecue Sauce. Sanford and Loona are Yelling at Deimos for calling them furry and furry fuckers. The only people who aren't fighting are Jebidiah, 2BDamned, Moxxie and Millie who are playing Cards. Suddenly Blitzø kicks down the door.

Blitzø: "ALRIGHT PUSSY EATERS! SINCE These guy's are here we can all go to the Surface to help them beat the shit out of some random guy to save their home"

Loona: "HEY, do you guy's mind if I come with you?"

Blitzø: "Sorry Loony got these guy's said it's to dangerous for you"

Doc: "We never said that...."

Loona groans and opens the Portal and everyone goes inside and sees that Nevada is still fucked up. Cloud of Black shit everywhere.

Moxxie: "You guy's have a nice place here"

Hank: "It's not like this you dumbass"

Tricky: "YEAH! OUR HOME WASN'T THIS FUCKED UP LAST TIME WE CAME HERE!"

Moxxie: "Oh... sorry"

Jebus: "Are we going to fuck up the Employer's or what?"

Hank: "Wait guy's where are we?"

Deimos pulls out a tablet and looks at their Location.

Deimos: "Oh nice! We're not to far from A/C's base"

A/C Means Arena Character.

Sanford: "Didn't A/C dissapear after going after the Mandatus?"

Blitzø: "The fucks the Mandatus?"

Doc: "Not important. Deimos how far are we?"

Deimos: "Let's see...."

Deimos starts doing calculations.

Deimos: "We are at least 20 minutes away from there."

Hank: "Well let's not waste time there might be some survivors."

Millie: "Hold on a second, I thought we were heading to That big Tower up there?"

Hank: "Well if we want to face the Employer's we need reinforcements."

Blitzø: "OH please... we could take that fucker down!"

Hank: "Sure.... let's just go"

The Gang starts heading to The Base via rooftop.

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Bossman: "OK Skinner what's the situation with The Sheriff?"

Skinner: "He is not all to good...His arm has not recovered from yesterday's scavenge"

Bossman: "Shit... Bert! What about our terms in Weapons and Armor?"

Bert: "Well most of our munitions have been breaking due to the immense pressure of the Employer's storm."

Bossman: "Chef's...I'm guessing we have no food?"

Chef: "Eh... actually we got alota food!"

Bossman: "Oh nice!"

Suddenly the windows burst open causing smoke grenades to be thrown in.

Bossman: "GUNS GUNS GUN! GET YOUR GUNS!"

Everyone gets their weapons readys to fight. The smoke clears revealing Hank and his crew.

Blitzø: "ALRIGHT YOU BITCHES WHO'S READY TO DIE!"

Bossman: "OH MY GOD IT'S A DEMO- Doc?"

Bossman and everyone turns to 2BDamned.

Doc: "Stand down everyone! These are our friends! IMP meet the Alpha Crew."

Moxxie: "What's up with that big guy?"

Skinner: "I'm a G03LM"

Moxxie: "A what?"

Hank: "He's a big ass person"

M&M: "Oh...."

Blitzø: "I could take em!"

Hank: "So could I"

Blitzø: "It's gonna be one nasty Threeway"

Hank: "Yeah- wait what?"

Skinner: "Ok..."

Bert: "WE THOUGHT YOU DIED MAN!"

Hank: "Oh please nobody can kill Hank Mother Fucker Wimbleton"

Jebus: "I can"

Bossman: "Wait JEBIDIAH?! TRICKY?!"

Hank: "Yeah we got some explanations to do"

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Chopper Dave: "So you guy's ARE REAL DEMONS?!"

Hank: "Yeah..."

Bossman: "So why did you guy's come back to Nevada?"

Deimos: "We needed to save our home, we can't just stay down in hell while those fuckheaded Employer's have Jebus Halo"

Jebus: "Yeah and if the Employer's did this type of shit imagine what they'll do if they manage the beat The Maker"

Millie: "Hold on who's The Maker?"

Moxxie: "He's the creator of Nevada"

Blitzø: "How the fuck do you know that?"

Moxxie: "I did some research! You guy's think the Weird shot going on down here goes unnoticed?"

Sanford: "Well... yeah"

Moxxie: "There's a WHOLE HISTORY MUESEUM dedicated to this place!"

Millie: "Yeah, and when you and your friend's died, all The Demon Royalty and Overlords had a big celebration"

Sanford: "Wow! Do you guy's know what this means?"

Deimos: "YEAH!"

Sanford: "WE'RE FAMOUS!!!"

Jebus whacks the 2 of them upside the head.

Blitzø: "Okay can we get back to fuckking these Employer's asses?"

Tricky: "YEAH! I WANT TO GET BACK TO BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HAANK!"

Hank: "Okay Okay here's the plan...."

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The Gang has all boarded Dave's Chopper and is on there way to the Employer's Office.

Hank: "Y'all for this shit?"

Deimos: "I'm ready for smoke bitches"

Sanford: "Let's get COVERED IN BLOOD!"

Tricky: "DECAPITATION! DISMEMBERMENT! WHO CARES AS LONG AS THEY DIEEE!"

Jebus: "Let's go fuck these sons of bitches up."

Doc: "I got The Sniper duty Y'all on murdering duty"

Blitzø: "I like you people!"

Moxxie: "Eh a little nervous..."

Millie: "Killing regular people is boring... KILLING A HIGHER POWER IS EXCITING!"

Dave: "Save the GLOATING TILL AFTER You guy's beat the shit out if their punk asses!"

To Be Concluded......