Incident 010H

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Sanford and Deimos are driving a Helicopter with Hank in it. They're flying over Pentagram City. Until Hank gets on a Mounted Minigun and starts blasting the everlasting shit out if the threat they are seeing which happens to be Tricky.

Tricky: "HAAAAAAAAANNNK!!!"

Hank: "YEAH IT'S ME ASSHOLE! COME AND GET ME AND I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS UP!"

Tricky transforms into Hellclown form and grabs the Chopper They're in and slams them into the ground. Deimos and Sanford get out and Deimos pulls out a Sniper Rifle and shoots Tricky Right between the eyes damaging his Improbabability Drive.

ERROR! WRONG! INSUFFICIENT! BRAIN DAMAGE! X_X!!!!!

Tricky falls to the ground dead. Suddenly a swarm of Tricky Henchman surround the duo and start to shoot at them. A Guard both hits Sanford and kills him with a head shot along with Deimos.

Suddenly that Soldier takes off his Mask revealing to be The Sheriff.

Sheriff: "CHOKE ON THAT DICKHEADS!"

The Guards look at The Sherrif and aim their guns at him. The Sherrif manages to shoot 5 of them that were aiming at him but js shot by a guy behind him. Which is An Injured Hank Mother Fucker Wimbleton.

Hank: "Nobody FUCKS WITH MY FRIENDS!"

All other Soldiers turn their attention to Hank but before they can fire Hank rips off the head of one and uses it to beat 2 others into unconsciousness he then grabs an AK-47 on is holding and shoots the rest of the Guards firing at him.

Hank: "Nearly broke a sweat...."

Suddenly a Tentacle stabs Hank in the back and then launches him to the other side of the Pride Ring.

Alastor: "Neither did I...."

Alastor sips a cup of Tea and sits down in a chair.

Rosie: "So how's work?"

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