3 Sinners are partying at Valentino's Party getting some strippers as per usual. Angel Dust then walks up to them.
Angel: "Hey handsome~ wanna have a good time?"
Sinner 1: "Depends on if my browser can join?"
Angel: "Sure, I love getting spit roasted"
The 3 sinners follow Angel to a room where...oh no! NO! NO! STOP STOP STOP! Oh thank God! After 3 whole hours of creaking beds Angel walks outside to take a smoke.
Angel: "Ugh... fucking ridculous..."
All of a sudden A certain peice of shit walks out of the building.
Valentino: "Angel cakes~ shouldn't you be inside robbing the shit out of people?"
Angel: "O-of course Val... I just needa catch a breathe..."
Valentino grabs Angel by the throat.
Valentino: "My worker's don't CATCH breathers! Get inside there and get fucking!"
Before Angel can respond Val's head fucking explodes. Angel looks everywhere and sees a Grunt looking at him, but this Grunt's face is extremely deformed and slashed.
Grunt: "Hello Angel Dust"
Angel: "W-who the fuck are you!? Not that I'm complaining you killed this peice of shit, but WHO ARE YOU!"
Grunt: "I'm going to tell you but in the form of it splattered on your corpse..."
Angel gets that 'oh shit' face and hits the deck with Scrapface slowly following him but managing to get closer and closer until Angel runs inside a warehouse locking the door behind him. Angel runs into a part of the warehouse that's covered in paint. He also find Cherri Bomb. He1 immediately drops to his knees panting.
Cherri: "Jeez Angie you good? Have you been running from somebody? Don't puke on the floor I just painted that"
Angel: "Not that I'm complaining about it, SOMEBODY KILLED VAL!"
Cherri: "WHAT?! Where is he so I can shake his fucking hand!"
Angel: "I would've too if the bastard ain't try to kill me!"
Cherri: "Relax Angie, your good here that fucker won't get you here!"
Angel: "Thanks Cherri..."
Scrapface: "Yes Cherri, thank you for giving me an extra kill"
The 2 turn around to see Scrapface.
Cherri: "HEY ASSHOLE! I Don't think you've met me but I'm fucking WORSHIPPED! So go fuck yourself before I blow your ass"
Angel: "YEAH! AND BLOW YOUR ASS UP!"
Scrapface glides towards The 2 and phases through Cherri exploding her.
Angel: "CHERRI!!"
Scrapface: "Your turn..."
Scrapface grabs Angel by the neck and rips his entire fucking head off. He then slams it into the floor and slams his head into the walls caving his head in.
Hank: "The end!"
Everyone in the Hotel Judy stared at Hank with the upmost border in their eyes.
Hank: "What? Not scary?"
Alastor: "You wanna talk about scary? Try finding your own father raw dogging your mom's cheeks on your bed..."
Charlie: "Happened to me alot of times..."
Angel: "Besides, you really expect us to be scared of some guy with his faceskin missing?"
Hanj: "Nope, this is"
Hank snaps his fingers and Scrapface Looms behind him and charges at them all making them all dart, except Alastor.
Hank: "Still not scared?"
Alastor: "My OWN BED! TOOK MONTHS TO WASH THE STAINS!"
Hank: "Well if that's not good enough, BEHOLD THE FAN ART OF YOU!"
Hank holds up his phone.
Alastor: "MY EYES!"
Alaatoe dips immediately placing out of the Hotel. Hank and Scrapface high five.
Hank: "Happy Halloween HAHAHAHAHA!"
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Madness In Hell[Old]
ActionSeason 1A Hank J Wimbleton and His friends Deimos, Sanford and Doc are killed and sent to Hell... but It's not how they imagine but who are they to complain? More people to KILL more MADNESS to MAKE Season 1B After saving Nev...