Trickmaster

Day.... 2?

Society is a factory, you are the product.

I couldn't access my story cos of a glitch.

Then the story got screwed up so it looks like it did in the image. I had a definite suspicion that it was done deliberately by them to prevent easy access, then I realised it was to make me EVEN MORE paranoid, and now I don't care.

Righty.

So I had a bunch of delusions.

At some point, I had a literal god delusion. Capital G, for God. I thought I was the number one.

I was in the number #1 room, and the outside world was behind an inescapable wall of walls and buildings, and there may not have been a world behind them.

One of the... inmates, who was actually a government agent... knew I was God, too, and told me things. Things to make me more insane!

This increased to the point where I thought I was a Boltzmann brain, which was disintegrating, and that the world burning was actually just my subconscious telling me it was shutting down, and I thought the TV was talking to me.

I thought it said something about evil dreams, when I passed it in the canteen.

Then I had a Devil delusion.

Then I had a card carrying villain delusion.

I thought I could telepathically cause my enemies pain by directing the feeling of having a heart attack and a stabbed eye at them. I focused on the guy in the control room AKA "sealed staff room behind a glass wall behind the reception desk"who had many staged-to-look-ominous pop-up windows on his screen to kill him, I think he winced slightly, and when I did it to his colleague he gave me a smug and tricky nod, like he was winning, like he'd tricked me.

They'd said "it was a coup" and I'm sure he was the "enemy guy" trying to keep me there to prevent me from leaving in exchange for a ransom to the agency which is CORRUPT and turned out to have legit psychic mind-screwers, but it actually wasn't a coup, they were all in on it together, they were all from the same agency (I'm quarter sure that's how it went), so they all needed to die, and in my mind's eye I saw them all ripped to blood and bone lying around painting the floors, and when I directed the pain at the fake "nurse" she winced and limped away to the canteen. A bunch of the enemy hid from me in the canteen, after I sent them psychic waves of pain. They told me I was violent! It's a lie!

I never did a single violent thing to anyone!

I think they said "he dreams of killing us".

SINCE WHEN did we have THOUGHT CRIME?!?!?!??!

They tried to cure me from being the "Devil", and when that failed, they tried to brainwash me into being the "Devil" again, so that they could ensure that I was completely insane and therefore an untrustworthy narrator.

Then I had a hero delusion, which was actually an extension of the card carrying villain delusion.

Then I was back at the villain delusion thing again.

Thought I was an evil genius! Evil genius!

Then an evil hypnotist! Evil hypnotist!

I hypnotised myself into sanity so that I could escape from the asylum. And I did! BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT THAT THE MIND CONTROLLING POLICE WERE STILL MESSING WITH MY MIND!

I know it sounds crazy.

He's not insane! They said inside my mind as I was about to be discharged. HA.

I'll tell you all about it in the next chapter. How to be the ultimate hypnotist. All about the methods, and how to make yourself hear voices to trick the mind police into thinking you're insane so that when they try to drive you insane, you're already insane.