The society of Dicks

chapter 1: the welcoming

It was another beautiful day in the city of Mayfolk. The year was 2023, and life was pretty hard..
Oh, wait, i'm guessing your wondering who I am. Well my name is Morgan Freeman, and I am about to explain to you one of the craziest stories that has ever been told. So, here it goes.
It all started back in August....
And I may not tell the story in just 3rd person, because I can get away with it. Because I'm Morgan Freeman. First I will begin with the main character, Michael...
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I woke up in bed, today was the famous job employment for losers like me. Losers that hadn't exactly gone to college, and didn't exactly have a reason why. Well, who cares, I just needed some things before I go scuttling off to beg people to hire me. "Now, time to wake up", I said. DING!DING! Was the first sound other than my voice that I had heard that morning. "Doorbell", I said quietly. I sat up.in bed, threw on some jeans and a shirt, and proceeded to the kitchen. I grabbed my mug out of the nearest cabinet, and I sat my mug on the counter, and then walked to the door. I had an angry, yet calm look on my face. "Who rings the doorbell at 6:45", I murmured. Then I stretched an arm out for the door, I grabbed the knob and twisted, pulling, and then the door opened. I was immediately confused, and then wandering whether I was hallucinating, or if I was actually seeing it. Two men stood in front of me, both happened to be wearing long velvet robes that seemed to be the color blue. Not only that, to make it even stranger they wore hunting boots, and a pair of jeans, as well as an undershirt. Finally I seemed to realise that there were two men on my doorstep, and I had been silent. "Who are you guys", I finally brought myself to say. "The man on the right chuckled. "Heh, heh, we're...", as he said this, he seemed to be struggling to say what he was thinking.  "your mom!", he finally bursted. But the man on the left shot him a glance that said stop. "We are actually here to speak to you", the man on the left said. "We're here to tell you about our group", he said. "This group is so important, that-
"Yeah, I don't care", Mike said. He then shut the door. The man on the right looked at the man on the left. "He's a jerk", he said. But the man on the left simply looked at the man on the right. "Yes", he said. "That's what makes him perfect for the society", he said. Then he smiled. "The day has come, we will be safe", he said. Then he stuck his hand out, and knocked once more...