The society of Dicks

chapter 10: Do a dollar for Daisy

Hey guys, it's Alex. Just want to say, if you don't know who pink armadillo is, it's in chapter 9, so yeah... Well, let the story resume, Again!!
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"Are you an idiot", Mike yelled at Alex. "What do you mean", Alex asked. "I mean all of you are the most retarded idiots I've ever met", Mike said. "And how is that", Alex asked. "Pink armadillo", Mike said. "What about her", Alex asked. "Dude", Mike said. "That's obviously Ashley", he said. "Plus it's a made up name", Mike yelled. "Pphh", Alex said. "Yeah right". "No seriously Alex, thats Ashley", Mike said. Alex sat back and thought for a moment. Then he stared at Mike. "What, don't believe me", Mike said. Alex nodded. Mike looked up and rubbed his forehead. "Wow", Mike said. "You know, I will prove this is all made up", he said. "Whether it's a movie, or a fairy tale, I will prove it", he said. Then Mike headed for the door. He waved goodbye, and shut the door. "There is no way this is a story", Alex said. Then he grabbed the remote, and turned on the t.v.
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Hello, I am Morgan Freeman, I will be the narrator for this scene in society of d-cks lets start
It had been about 4 days since we have heard about Daisy and Robert. Well, in this time Daisy had fallen for Robert, and Robert had felt the same...
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"So, where are we going for our first date", Daisy asked. "Thats why your wearing a blindfold", Robert said. "Oh.. right", Daisy said. "Then how come I'm the one driving", Daisy asked. "Oh, that makes sense", Robert said. Daisy pulled the car over to the side. Daisy stepped out of her side, (still blindfolded), as she walked past 3 twitching dead kids on the front of the car. Robert walked around to the driver side from the back of the car. They started driving again, as Robert pulled up to the building where they're date would be. "Take the blindfold off", he said. She pulled up the black scarf, and then she saw the sign. "Mcdonalds", she asked. "That's right", Robert said. Daisy sighed quietly, then she opened the door, and stepped out. Robert held the door open for Daisy. They both walked into the building, and stepped up to the counter. There was an extremely fat woman at the counter, she was covered in zits. "Melcome to brickgonalds, may I fake your order", she asked. Her toungue was hanging out, she looked nasty, and she couldn't talk right. "Why is it scary here", Daisy asked Robert quietly. "Oh, it's the hood", Robert said. "Great", Daisy whispered. "So, a meal", Daisy asked. "Or..", Robert said. "What", Daisy asked. "Dollar menu", Robert said fake excitedly. "Really", Daisy asked. "Yeah", Robert said. And there we go, Daisy thought. A cheapo...
After dinner Robert said he wanted to tell me something.
"I think this is cool", he said. He smiled, and then he grabbed my chin. He pulled me in, and kissed me. Our lips united, and Robert was in love...
But I wasn't... I pulled away, tears in my eyes. "What", he asked. A tear ran down my cheek. "I don't love you", she said.
As soon as this happened, Daisy jumped out of her chair, and ran off...
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Robert followed Daisy outside. She yelled "I'm so sorry, your so sweet". A frown came across Roberts face. Daisy pressed a button on her watch, and then she disappeared. Robert screamed for a little bit, and then he stood back up. He walked over to his car, sad, and angry. He started the car, and drove. The radio was buzzing, Robert screamed and punched it. The radio fixed and a song came on...
When you feel all down, depressed... Falling down every which way... You don't know what do dooo!!! SO YOUR MOLESTING YOUR KITTEN!! TAKE THAT KITTEN!!! DO YOU LIKE THAT KITTEN? I LOVE MOLESTING KITTENS!!!! yeeeaaah.... That cats been rude, trying to eat up all your food.. Yeah.. Well guess what your gonna DO!! Your gonna molest that kitten!!! Eve-ry day. No matter what the po-lice sayy, you gonnna molest that KITTEN aallll night, thats exactly what, your gonna do Robert. Molest that KITTEN........ molest.. Your.. Caaattt.... Daisy is just a girl, but she.. is.. Awesome.......

Robert pulled up to the building, he understood. Maybe life is ok, maybe everything happens for a reason...