The society of Dicks

chapter 9: American woman

Hey it's Alex, when you see (play now) in parentheses, get on YouTube and play the song (American woman) please it'll match, YouTube won't work on this app so... Yeah... ENJOY!!
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Mike arrived at the work place, His car pulled up to the curb. The song "touch my elbow, it feels good" was playing in the background. He smiled, and walked into the building. There was a meeting today, they were discussing new members of the society. There were a few new members that Mike had to meet today. He really wished he didn't have to work today, he had taken about 2 days off to find himself, and wonder about why his life started to get stupid. Mike was confused about the events in his life, and the events in the society. I mean, gingers are just red haired kids with freckles, and how could they possibly build a nuke? This just all seems so unrealistic, it's like someone is making up this story, and I'm just a character in the stupid story. I mean, who even makes a club, and calls it the society of d-cks, I need to find out...
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"Take your seats everyone", Alex said. There were about 7 new members there. We all sat down in our chairs, Dylan was the 2nd to speak. "So, why don't we go around the room, and introduce ourselves", Dylan said. "I'll start", said a dark voice at the end of the table. It was a woman, with long brown hair, and glasses. "Do I know you", Alex asked. "No", said the girl. "Ok then", Alex said. "Whats your name", he asked. "Umm", she said. "Pink armadillo", she suggested. "Ok, seems real", Alex said. While Alex talked to the group, the girl stared off. They don't know, she thought. But this is my plan. I, Ashley evinonze am going to take the d-cks down from the inside... "Sorry I interrupted", Alex said. "Tell us a little bit", he said. Crap, what do I say? My eyes focused on the group, and I said what came to my mind. "It all started a long time ago", Ashley said. "Back when I was a little girl...

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I showed up at school, it was a regular Wednesday, and life was rough. My parents used to abuse me at this age, and life at school was not any easier. There was a boy named Gabriel, and he used to have his gang torcher me. "Gabriel, hey, there she is", the boy said. Gabriel smiled, and walked forward with his gang. He had his gang stand around him, and hide me, so the teachers didn't see. He grabbed my arm, and threatened to kill my parents. How could I care, they beat me anyways, but at that age all I wanted to do was die...
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The room went silent, I was done with my story, which was true. Nobody spoke, and then there was a loud stomp. "What the", Alex said, and then the door opened. (Play now)
A woman walked in the door, not any woman it was Rylee. She was wearing a metallica shirt, and tight jeans. Her hair flowed down her head. She came into the room and sat down in a chair. She looked at Alex "hey there d-ck", Rylee said. "Hey", Alex said. She laughed, and then asked, "so what we doing", she asked. "we're going around the room introducing ourselves", said Dylan. "Sounds dumb", she said. "Well I'll go", Rylee said. "I love rock, I'm a netflix binger, and a writer", she said. "Seems childish", Dylan said. "You know, coming in here like your a royal queen", Dylan said. "Hey, leave her alone", Alex said. "I mean, it takes plenty of confidence to do that Dylan ", Alex said. "Let's just get back to our meeting", Mike yelled. "Well I'm Katie", said a blonde woman wearing a fall out boy shirt. "I'm zoe", said a woman with a striped shirt, and a pair of glasses on. "I'm Madison", said a woman wearing a walking dead jacket. "Im Logan", said a man with short black hair. "I'm Mattrick", said a blonde haired man. "And I'm Austin", said another blonde, yet short haired man. After the meeting, Alex knew he had a large group of smart people. But Ashley knew that the end of d-cks was near, and she would be the one to ruin the club. And finally the world would be full of gingers. And her mission would be completed... Hello, Im Ryan seacrest, and what will happen next? Only one way to find out, Tune in next week to see on..... American idol.
(American idol theme)
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