Hey guys its Alex, sorry I took so long to update, and by the way, no offense. So if you are easily offended, don't read..
We all deal with sadness, and coping with depression in our own ways. These were the thoughts of Alex, as he was driving down a dirt road. It has been about 2 weeks since our story was left off. Alot has happened, so I must explain slowly.... -------
Robert walked into the building, the smirk on his face was enormous. He opened the door just to have a red haired girl bump into him. "Hey", she said. "Are you Robert", she asked. "Yeah, why", he asked. "Because I was the backup scientist, where have you been", she asked. "Umm", he stuttered. "I know your a d-ck", she said. All of a sudden, the area felt alot calmer than it was before, Robert felt a sensation of gladness, as he knew that he was safe. "I'm also a d-ck", she said. "I joined a few days ago, but I missed the new people meeting. I was actually looking for you", she said. She smiled and then she grabbed Robert by the arm, and pulled him into the building. "There is so much to tell", she said. "Oh yeah by the way, the names katy", she said with a smile across her face. Now young children, notice that this isn't katie who was wearing a fall out boy shirt. But anyways, carry on. Morgan Freeman out bruh!!
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What you are about to read is fictional the following takes place from the middle of the two weeks of where our story left off so, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED :Alex lay in his bed on the phone with Rylee. The hours passed by too quickly to count. Their relationship had bonded, and united more than any that they had ever had. The mid twenties didn't seem as bad with someone to care for, to love. But Alex didn't love her, love can't form that quickly. But Rylee was a beginner to love, love was merely a game of patience, and Rylee hadn't read the instructions. Little did Alex know that "love" was a word bigger than he had imagined. And love had the power to destroy a relationship. Alex said he loved her at precisely 4:00am. Though he had only replied to Rylee saying it. He didn't know that he had just destroyed theirs as well...
It took a few days until Alex had started dating Rylee. They were both equal, both of them shared important things in common, like the power to make eachother laugh. Until the day came. The day when word had spread throughout the club that Alex was going to end the relationship, this is that story...
"Alright d-cks, gather round", Alex said. "There is a rumor that I am going to end mine and Rylees relationship. This is sadly true", he said. The crowd gasped with amazement. "Who gives", said a young woman in a hood. "Zoeth no", Dylan exclaimed. "No dilly willy, it must be done", zoeth exclaimed. And then something miraculous happened, zoeth struck some sense into the young ruler of the society. She began to walk forward, and came up to a small stage where he stood. She climbed up onto it, and looked him in the eyes. "It's not all about you, okay", she asked. "Why do you talk like my mother", he asked. Zoe sighed and put her hand his shoulder. "I know why you can't love", she said. "It's okay Alex, you can let the memory go now", she said. A small tear was shown in Alex's eye, and the memory ran through his head. All of a sudden, Alex was casted into a courtroom, being interviewed. "Why would your father kill your mother", he asked. "I don't know", he exclaimed. "Tell me or I'll kill you", he exclaimed. "Dude, the fuck?", Alex said. "Alex", Zoe exclaimed. "Come back to us", she said. Alex looked where he was. He was onstage, looking at the crowd. Then he looked at Zoe. "Rylee", he yelled. Then he jumped off of the stage and ran down a hall. He finally came to a door in the hall, and typed in a code, and the door opened. "Rylee, I can love you", he said. "Alex, I always loved you", she said. Then they came together, and hugged. Then he reached up to the brown curly beings of her hair. He held her head, and leaned in for a kiss. But Rylee freaked out, and pulled back. She froze, and then hit the ground. "Oh crap", Alex said. "I snapped her neck", he said. He sat, and whistled for a minute, then he called Daisy into the room to help with the body.
He finally looked at her, and then he knew what happened when someone dies. She was still, and then a pile of feces shot out of her leg. "This isn't funny", he said. "Because I loved you...
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The society of Dicks
HumorThis is really stupid. I honestly forgot I had started writing this last year. So... there's probably terrible grammar, but I still enjoy this story.