The society of Dicks

chapter 14: A cliffhanger

Daisy walked into the room, she saw Alex and asked "What's the problem". "I think I snapped her neck", Alex replied. Daisy had a questioned look, and then she studied the body. She grabbed Rylee's arm, and put two fingers on Rylee's wrist. She stood for a moment, and then she turned to Alex. "Good news, or bad news", she asked Alex. Alex put his hand on his chin. "Umm, good news", Alex said. "The good news is she's alive. But the bad news is that the supposed "poop" on her leg, is actually poop", she said. "Oh, so she did crap herself", Alex asked. "Yes", she said. "More than likely she was probably startled from the fall. And her bodies reaction was to produce fecal matter", she said. "And Alex, not too be rude but the only reason that this happened was because you went in too quickly. With women you have to take your time...
"Daisy, whats wrong", Alex asked. "Robert", she said. Then she put her hands over her eyes and cried. Daisy opened the door and ran down the hall crying. "Daisy wait", Alex yelled. Then he looked at Rylee, and a sudden feeling of sorrow came over him. "She's right, I did do this", Alex said.
After about twenty minutes, Alex had cleaned Rylee up, and she was still asleep.
Alex walked over to the couch where Rylee was lying down, asleep. "Man, getting knocked out and crapping yourself can be tiring", Alex said. Rylee sat still, the only thing that replied to Alex's words was a sleeping face. Alex smiled, "I love watching you sleep", he said. Then he frowned, "wow, that came out sounding really weird", he said. "But still, nothing can take away this peace...
Then the tv came on, and two bright orange haired, and freckled kids came on the screen. "Aww, son of a whore", Alex said. "Yes, of course you are upset, for I am ASHLEY", Ashley yelled. "You guys are both douches", Alex said. "That's weird Alex", Olivia said. "No not that way, you know what, Nevermind. I just want to know what the point of this is", Alex said. "The point is, that I am.. Pink armadillo", Ashley said. "No way", Alex said. "Yes way", Ashley said. "And now I know your secrets. And one of them is that your workplace is like Jersey shore. I mean you got love, and drama everywhere, especially Daisy and Robert", Ashley said. "I mean, yeah I guess, but what do you know", Alex asked. "That's for me to know, and you to find out", Ashley said. Then the tv went to darkness, and laughs echoed throughout the room. "Oh my gosh they're creepy", Alex said. "Mmmspn", Rylee mumbled as she began to wake up. Then she looked at Alex and smiled, but then a scary look came across her face. "RAPIST",she yelled. Then she punched Alex in the face. Alex moaned, but then Rylee jumped on top of him, and continued to wail on him. "Dude the flip", Alex said. "Aren't you being over dramatic", Alex asked. "No, well actually, maybe", she said. Then she had a questioning look on her face. Then she smiled at Alex. "I actually don't remember", she said. "Good, you probably wouldn't have wanted to", he said. "Because Ashley was actually pink armadillo the whole time. I must apologize to Mike, and stop Ashley before it is too late...
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"Hello youth of us gingers", Ashley yelled. Suddenly the crowd went wild. Ashley smiled once more. Olivia on the other hand was angry. Ashley always tried to stay alpha while they were onstage. Ashley makes me so mad, Olivia thought. I mean we both are the leaders, it's not just Ashley...
"You see there is a great war coming, and all of you must fight", Olivia said. Ashley gave Olivia a glare, but Olivia continued to talk. "We will be at war with the d-cks, since Ashley went undercover in the club, and saw some of the inventions that they have, such as nuke deactivation systems. And We also have two traitors", Olivia said. "Bring them out for their punishment", Ashley said. Suddenly a large man wearing a mask carried out both katy, and Robert. "You can't do this", katy yelled. "Yet we will", Ashley replied. "Pull out your special tools, gingers", Ashley said. Suddenly a crowd of hundreds began to pull out small daggers, the looks on katy, and Roberts faces went dark. Olivia smiled. "raise", she said. Then all of the gingers slowly raised their daggers, causing a chain reaction of evil laughs onstage. Robert looked over to katy, she looked off into the distance, and then  something was seen in her eye. She smiled, and then looked at Robert. "He's here", she whispered. Robert was going to ask who, but then he saw him too. All of the gingers had their daggers raised. Robert, and katy had been waiting for the man in the corner to do something, up until the horrifying word "Fire" was announced. And then the knives went flying...