The society of Dicks

chapter 2: the origin

I stepped into my house, slamming the door on the men.
"What Douche bags...."  I kept walking, until I heard the knock again...
I walked over to the door, and opened it very rudely... only to get gassed in the face, I was knocked out.....

4 hours after the incident, I woke up, but I was tied to a chair...
"Hello Mike, welcome to the club."
"what club?" I asked.
"Well it all started back in 1864...
It had been about 400 years since Christopher Columbus discovered MERICA!! And well in this time slavery had just gotten popular.....

"Mr. President, I'm not sure slavery is a good idea...", said the man to the presidents left.
"Mr vice president shut up!", the president screamed. He was now in tears. "Mr president sir", the vice president squeezed. "Is this because your... ex, was an, African American? And then.... she dumped you?...", he said with a terrified look. "No", the president said."so whatever!!", he yelled. " F-- slaves, and F-- YOU!!" yelled the president said.

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"Now, you see Mike.... this system is very, ummm... complicated. right?." asked the man. "No, not really" said Mike.... "Whatever Mike, your being a D---!!
"Wait a minute!", yelled another hooded man. "This could mean-
"Oh, is it that the prophecy is true, my lord?" a boy loudly interrupted.
"Dangit Steve! Quit INTERRUPTING!!", yelled the man. "And my names not my lord, it's Alex" he said
"Please Mike, just join us!" Alex pleaded. "I mean, we need you, and I'm the leader. So you get vip access ", Alex said.
"Fine...", said Mike. "How do I get in?"
"ooohh, yeaahh", said Alex. "We umm, we uugh..
"What do you do", Mike asked. "We have to have sex with you. All of us", Alex said. I was quiet for a second. "Just kidding", steve yelled.
"Dangit Steve, quit INTERRUPTING!!", Alex yelled.         ---------
The next morning, when Mike woke up, instead of his normal routine, he layed back in his bed. But he was surrounded in a metal cage, and then pushed into a hole in his bed, and it took him through a tunnel shooting him into a big pile of soft pillows.
"Aagh, Mike I presume.", said a hooded man.
"Oh, hey Tom!", said Mike.
Yes, as you may have guessed it, Mike was quite popular here, he was on his way to becoming the biggest d--- in the club.

Meanwhile in the hall
Of discussion...

"He isn't ready Jim", said the robed Man.
"I don't care peter! It must be done", said Jim. "If he isn't put on the council of leaders now, then I don't know if he ever will be", jim said. "Fine then, if you want danger, you can have it, but I will not be a part of it", said Peter. Peter stood up, and walked out the door, leaving Jim fidgeting in the at the table, muttering quietly to himself...