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*The group is over at Sunny's house*

Basil: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Sunny: ...N-no...

Sunny, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Basil, motioning to Sunny's kitchen: Three, I thought!

Aubrey: I see a-

Sunny, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Basil: Oh, well I-

Sunny: Hey wait, wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Sunny, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Kel: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Hero: Do we- do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Sunny: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin'!

Sunny: I am a man who owns four ovens...

*Sunny became ecstatic*

Sunny, louder: I am a man... who owns F O U R O V E N S...

Sunny: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Mari, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Sunny:

Kel: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- FIVE ovens!

Sunny:

*Sunny became fucking manic*

Sunny: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS F I V E O V E N S!!!

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