Hero: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Basil: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Aubrey: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Basil, learn to listen.
Sunny: What if it bites itself and I die?
Mari: That's voodoo-
Aubrey: What if bites me and someone else dies?
Mari: That's correlation, not causation.
Kel: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Aubrey: That's kinky.
Hero, facepalming: Oh my God.
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Omori Incorrect Quotes
MizahIncorrect quotes featuring the Omori cast because why not! I'm hyper fixated and the cast is too precious to pass up the opportunity. May Include ships so just keep that in mind when you read. This book contains spoilers for Omori, so please read w...
