Credits go to "Track master the man" for creating the story!
I understand most of this fandom has died out and I do not want to cause conflict in any way.
Ofc, if something that happened has also happened to you, that is VERY coincidental. I also want to note that credits go to Aaron Blabey and Dreamworks as well!
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This chapter is set in what seems to be.. a house!
This must be the Bad Guys' house. Maybe they're living somewhere normal so nothing encourages any of the crew to go bad again.
Mr. Wolf was sleeping in his bed. His alarm clock went off. Beep! Beep! Now, I know how you probably expect this to go. Wolf woke up. He yawned. He got up, showered, and got dressed. He came back to his bedroom. He flinched noticing the sight of you! The viewer! "Oh! Didn't see you there." Wolf said. "Why are you up against a wall?" He asked. "Ohhh, I get it. You're afraid. Because I'm the big baad wolf."
"But, If you've seen what happened earlier, you would know that I'm actually not so bad!"
"But, If you didn't..." He sort of invaded your personal space and asked, "WHAT are you doing here?"
"Sorry for violating your personal space, I think it's time you meet my friends. Or should I say.. My 'good' friends." He walked out of his bedroom and slid down the rails of his stairs. You noticed Mr. Snake. "Well look at that, he's finally up." Snake remarked. "This is my best bud Mr. Snake." Mr. Wolf said to you. "Serpentine safe-cracking-machine, imagine Houdini with no arms! Him and I have robbed countless banks and he was the one who always cracked open the safe. BUT... since we aren't really bad guys anymore, he took a new career! As a locksmith." Snake broke the fourth wall. "Yeah." Snake said. "How- I thought I was the only one able to-" Wolf got interrupted. "Left your keys in the car? Can't open your front door for some apparent reason OTHER than leaving your keys in the car?"
"Heere we go, Snake's advertising again..." You hear another voice in the distance. Sounds kind of small. Like some sort of arachnid or insect. "Call me and I'll open it for you." Snake advertised. He looked to Wolf. "Hey Wolf! Look what the chumps gave me!" Snake showed him a key. "The master key! I can unlock anything!" He said happily. He chuckled a little bit. "Snake, no." Wolf said. "Can't make any promises!"
"Ugh, anyways... Here we have-" A spider appears! "ME!" She said. "AHH!" Wolf was startled. He got a heart attack and fell. "Wolfie, you okay?" The tarantula asked. "Yeah." Wolf sighed. "Just a heart attack." He told her. His face turned to you again. Oh dear, another one of those introductions? "Anyways, here we have Ms. Tarantula! Here we call her Webs. She can hack anything, and I mean literally anything. She breaks, corrupts, and steals data to help us on our heists. BUT! Since we're not bad guys anymore, she has found tons of jobs and hobbies, such as..." Wolf said. He sighed. "A DJ, Game Developer or Designer, and she even created her own protective software!"
"Protection web!" Tarantula exclaimed. Wolf then quickly whispered to her. "Oh yeah, how's the project going?" Wolf whispered. "Almost done." She replied. "Great." He whispered once more until returning back to regular volume. "And now, is Mr. Shark." Wolf introduced him. "Boom baby." Shark said. "Master of disguise, he stole the Mona Lisa disguised AS the Mona Lisa! He helped us to get to places only authorized personnel were allowed to go. BUT since we're not bad guys anymore, he's taken a career in acting." Wolf said. "Yes yes! To be, or not to be..." Shark said in a Shakespearean voice.
"Rounding out the main crew..." Wolf said, walking to maybe a sardine? Oh wait that's not a sardine. "Is Mr. Piranha." Wolf introduced you to a piranha it seems. "Sup, Chico?" Piranha said. "He's our wild card. He's fast, he's fearless, he's crazy. Willing to tussle with the biggest guy. BUTT, since we're not bad guys anymore he... is basically the same. With minor differences and a little more common sense. No offense dude," Wolf said "None taken." Piranha replied calmly. Dang. He really did change temper-wise though. "Like for example, he wont get mad when someone bumps into him, or if someone calls him a sardi-" Piranha looked mad for a second, but then realized what he was about to say. Right when he stopped Wolf continued to talk. "I mean, a rude name, he wouldn't care. Oh yeah! He's a Mexican chef now." Wolf remembered. If he remembered from the start though, he would have said it much earlier.
He then walked to another spot. There was a photo of him and a fox taking a selfie, now displayed at an art museum! "And now, is Governor Foxington. Also known as the Crimson Paw. Battle animal with a swiss army knife, best thief out there, BUT she stopped being a bad guy a long time ago. Before me and my gang stopped, even! She saw us for what we were. She wanted the same thing that happened to her happen to us. It did. I kinda hope I have a chance with her. I think... That she's pretty smart, cool, brave even. Oh, what I dream at night. Wait, was I thinking out loud? Sorry. Well then, I'm going out for a drive. Bye guys!" Wolf said. "Bye!" The rest of the crew said goodbye in return.
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me and track r now partners les gooo B)
funny how wolf is a simp for diane in both the books and kind of in the movie too
LALA
please go to the next chapter or mr snake will un-good and break into your house /j /
8/07/22
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