The Bad Guys: Marmalade's Revenge!?!

5. The Wag

Back at Wolf's house..

The Bad Guys were heading downstairs to the basement. "Alright, what's going on." Snake said, concerned as he slithered down the ssstairs. (Sorry guys, pun intended 😭) "Remember that time when we saved the orphanage? The children's hospital too?" Wolf asked everyone. They arrived at the basement. "Remember how good we felt?" He reminded everyone of that good feeling. The wag. "Oh yeah I do!" Shark exclaimed. "Yeah, why?" Snake asked. "Gentlemen, I give you..." Webs announced. There was a project that was curtained for the surprise Wolf and her were planning. She pulled it off. "L.E.G.S." She introduced what seemed to be a computer to the crew. "Oooh. What is it though?" Piranha asked. "Looks like a computer." Shark observed and said what first came to mind. "Huh? Oh! I didn't boot him up." Webs said. *Grrrrzerk*

The computer booted up to show a spider on a computer. "Hoi, Hi, Hi, Sup?"Legs said. "A spider face on a computer? What's it supposed to do?" Piranha asked. "Hey, I wanna ask questions too!" Shark replied. "Behold. L.E.G.S., or Legit Electric Gigabyte Super." Webs said. "Why would we need a super computer?" Snake asked. "Because, we're taking this hero thing to the next level. We're going to become crime fighters!" Wolf answered, enthusiastically. The only one clapping was Piranha. "Uhh... Wolf?" Snake asked. "Yes buddy? Got a question?" Wolf said. "Yes. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?!" Snake yelled. "We say that a lot. Shark commented. "Sorry for doing that. Listen, we already have something good going here. Friends, freedom, good jobs, everything is good. But Wolf, every time you get us into something big, it doesn't end so well." Snake said. He was right.

"The big job ratio isn't working out. If we help stop crime, we can get massive praise, a raise in our jobs, and even more of that good feeling." Wolf explained. "Look, even if we wanted to do it, there's basically no crime in Los Angeles. The only way we could try this is if Legs said that something was going on." Snake replied. Suddenly, the spider on the screen looked like it was being taken over. "Well, Webs. Seems that my hacking skills are a little bit better than yours. I was able to get into your security cameras. Speaking of crime, I have to make some calls." Marmalade said. He exited the screen, and Legs crawled back on with a confused face. Then he noticed there was crime going on. "Alert! Alert dudes! Crime is being committed at the jewelry store!" Legs alerted the Bad Guys. Wolf looked at Snake and smirked. Snake rolled his eyes. "Fine." He said. "Let's do this." He puts his sunglasses on. They hop in the car and zoom to the jewelry store.

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The owner, Reginald, was obviously miserable. There was a bandit in there who looked like a lemur. "No! My precious jewels!" Reginald cried out. "Thanks for the valuables! Ahahaha!" The bandit laughed as he ran out the other door. "We're here!" The Bad Guys said. "Oh now what? Are you gonna rob me too?" Reginald asked. "No, and we're not the Bad Guys anymore." Wolf answered. "We're the new heroes in town! The Good Guys club!" Snake was not having it. He sighed at how stupid the name sounded. "What you said is one of the MOST idiotic thing I ever heard." Reginald ridiculed Wolf. "Do you want us to get your jewels back or not?" Wolf asked. "Yes." Reginald replied with a quick response. "Then be quiet and let us do our work, c'mon guys, lets get em!" Wolf exclaimed. They ran out and hopped in the car. "Legs, where did the bandit go?" Wolf asked. "He was sighted at 32 avenue." Legs replied. "AH HA! CALLING ALL COPS! WOLF IS SPEEDING!" The chief said. She thought they were the ones stealing the jewelry. "Aw crap, Wolf." Snake said. "We need to pull over!" Shark said.

"No! To make an omelette you have to break some eggs!" Wolf explained, mid-driving. "What the heck does THAT have to do-" Webs yelled, before getting cut off. "OR LAWS!" Snake said, interrupting Webs.

"Alright, Legs says he's down here." Wolf said to the rest of the crew. The police were trailing behind them, each turn the guys make, they follow. The cops lose them.

Meanwhile, in an alley...

"Where the heck is he? He said to meet him here!" The lemur said. Car headlights suddenly shined on him. "Is that you, boss?" He asked. "No, but we're about to show you WHO'S boss." The mysterious figure in the car said. "Put your hands up!" They said. "You cops?" The lemur asked. The lights dimmed, revealing the Bad Guys. "T-the bad guys?" The bandit questioned. "We're not criminals anymore." Wolf replied. "I thought you went to prison. But no. All of you, even Snake, have gone soft. The biggest of criminal legends. Reduced to doing the cops' dirty work." The criminal said. "Piranha?" Wolf got Piranha's attention. "Let's get him." He said to the team. All guys except Shark charged at the lemur. But, the lemur jumped out of the way in time and the good guys hit the wall. "I'll send you my regards! Ahahaha!" The lemur ran to the other building, about to do parkour, but something happened. Thud. "Oof!"

He ran into Shark, and the impact caused him to go unconscious.

"Oop." Shark noticed the lemur on the ground.

"Did we do it?" He asked. "I think so." Wolf said, as he started to tie up the lemur. Suddenly, the chief and the cops surrounded them. "Ahahaha. Who to think? You guys are going to jail for speeding and robbing the jewelry store!" Chief Misty Luggins said. "I'm sorry. Chief, we sped so we can catch this guy. He was the one who robbed the store, not us!" Wolf explained, innocently. "Wha- wha- Doh! You didn't have to do that." Misty said. She smiled. "I believe we have a lot of jewels to return." Wolf said.

They drive to the jewelry store, and Reginald is ecstatic. "Oh! My precious!" He said to all of the jewelry as if they were real people. He started kissing them all. "Thank you so much." Reginald thanked them all. "You're very welcome." Wolf replied. "Guys, we're getting the wag again!" Wolf exclaimed. They were all so happy. "Wooo!" Shark exclaimed. "Alright!" Webs said. "I don't feel a thing." Snake noticed. "Hey, snaake, c'mon- anyways see ya Reginald!" Wolf said. "Wait!" Reginald said. "What?"
"I'm sorry for doubting you. So, for helping me, I'm going to give you a diamond a million dollars' worth!" Reginald exclaimed. Mostly gasped, Snake being the most surprised. Wolf didn't though. "H-here just take it. Please take care of it." Reginald said kindly." Reginald said. He passed it to the crew. "Did we just get rich.. by doing good?" Snake asked. He smiled. "I think so!" Shark replied. "You see, guys? We're getting a reward, and the wag as well!" Wolf explained. "Maybe I judged this hero thing too quickly." Snake commented. "Alert! Alert! Crime being committed at the bank!" Legs alerted. Wolf smirked. "Let's go." Wolf said. Then, everyone put their cool glasses on while walking out and driving away.

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I LOVE THIS PART SO SO MUCHH

ANYWHOO I'm getting closer and closer to being caught up because Track isn't writing that much.