The Bad Guys: Marmalade's Revenge!?!

15: Finale?

Meanwhile... On the Moon...

"Okie dokie, 15 minutes of air. That should be enough time to think of something- GAH! There's something in the suit-" Wolf was trying to find out what it was, "-my goodness what is this horrible thing!" It felt like something, or SOMEONE else was in the space suit. Suddenly...

*pop*

Piranha popped out, he was right next to Wolf's head. "Sup, chico?" He asked. Wolf was visibly confused. "Piranha? How'd you get in here?" Wolf asked, surprised about how he managed to fit, and how Wolf never felt him at first. "Umm.." Piranha was hesitant, the reason was quite embarrassing. "Long story." He blurted. "Tell m-" Wolf said, the AI programmed into the suit suddenly interrupted him. "You have 14 minutes of air left." Both Piranha's and Wolf's eyes widened. "Im sorry, 14?" Wolf asked. "Yes." Piranha answered. "Hooly cow. But like, ho-" Wolf was about to ask how he got in there, but Piranha chimed in. "I was chilling in the spaceship- and I needed to go to the bathroom." He seemed kind of nervous. "Wait... I'm sorry can you say that again?" Wolf asked. "I was chilling in the shuttle and I needed to go." Piranha answered. "What the- so you're saying you went in the suit?" Wolf was confused as to what he did in the suit. "No, I said I was GOING to, but you stepped in the suit and I didn't know what to do next so I stayed quiet the whole time." Piranha replied. "Weirdo." Wolf commented, obviously joking, but in a way that could be taken offensively.

"You have 13 minutes of air left." The computerized voice in the suit said, once again reminding them of their lack of oxygen. "WAIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE?" Wolf started to freak out. "Woah, calm down. To answer your question, I lost count of how long I've been in here." Piranha responded. "You know WHY we're running out of air? Because you, the POOP BURGLAR, have been in here snacking for all this time!" Wolf said. He seemed as if he was trying not to yell, because it'll use more air. He still got his point across. "Alright, jeez. I know I'm not the brightest in the bunch, but out of all of the friends I have met, YOU are. You see the brightest in every THING too. You were our leader, the one who made big decisions. Think like how you did then! What would you do in this situation?" Piranha asked. "I would... assess the situation." Wolf responded. "Good! Now ASSESS IT!"

Wolf was thinking, mostly about Piranha's actions, but the topic in his mind changed to how he could save his friends. He calmed himself down. "Alrighty. I'm calm now. So let's see. We're stranded in space," Wolf said, starting to assess. "Yup." Piranha replied. "We have thirtee-"

Warning: You have TWELVE minutes of air left!

Wolf sighed.

"Twelve. We have twelve minutes of air left." He corrected himself. Once again, Piranha chimed in. "Correcto." They stopped speaking for a second or two. "There are WAY too many people in this suit." Wolf noticed. "Sí." Piranha replied. "I mean, how could this possibly get worse?" Wolf asked. "You're right, and you know what?"
"Wha-"

*FART*

(oh nahh bro had too much beans - author)

"What was that." Wolf said, frustrated. "What was what?" Mr. Piranha asked.

*rootily toot toot*

"That sound, and that horrendous- EW. Did you just f-" Wolf got interrupted. "Okay okay, before you continue, I had a lot of burritos while kind chilling in here, aaaand uhh- you see where I'm going with this." Piranha replied.

*insert echoing flatulence sound effect here LOL*

(yo track did we absolutely HAVE to add this part? - author)

"THAT'S NASTY- STOP FARTING IN THE SUIT!" Wolf was absolutely disgusted, but he didn't really seem the most surprised, surprisingly. Piranha's profession is MAKING BURRITOS so it would be the obvious choice of snack for him. "I'm trying my best here, but I had a BUTTLOAD OF BURRITOS, you know what I'm saying?"