The Bad Guys: Marmalade's Revenge!?!

8: The Jet

"Hahahahaha!" Marmalade laughed. "You- you..." Wolf said. "Loss for words?"

"I planned to take over the world in my last heist. But all I needed was a GREEDY wolf, a SELF LOATHING snake, a DENIED spider, an EMOTIONAL fish, and a STUPID sardine." The guinea pig listed.

Huff... Puff... Huff... Puff...

"YOU NO GOOD LYING TINY-TAILED RAT!!" Wolf shouted aggressively. "WOLF NO!" Diane yelled from Marmalade's mansion. She wished she could help him. Help everyone. "I SHOULD COME UP THERE AND BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!!" Wolf said.

"Ooh. Angry boy. Strike 2." Marmalade commented. "AAAUGHHH!" Wolf was so mad, he flipped a table. The crowd was already gone, after they saw Marmalade go evil again. The only one staying was Tiffany. "Hermano! Wolf! You're doing it all wrong! Here." Piranha said. He walked up to the camera Marmalade was watching everyone at. "Listen here, HAMSTER. I'm upset that you tricked me and my friends, but what REALLY ticked me off so much, to the point where I couldn't express anger anymore... WAS THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED ME A SARDINE. That being said, I'm gonna come up there and kick you in the face, so hard to the point where it will make your head and butt touch. And then I'm gonna eat your butt while you're head is touching it." Piranha threatened. Marmalade went silent.

"Has he seen a psychiatrist?" He asked.

"He's been to anger management." Shark said.

"Get him a psychiatrist and send him back here, because he's crazier than me. Anyways! See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!" Marmalade said.

Wolf looked really mad. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Snake yelled. "How was this my fault!?" Wolf asked.
"If you didn't believe him, if you didn't save the old lady, if you didn't save her, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS!"
"All of those things changed us for good! We helped so many people, we saved so many lives. Without all this, we would've just been plain old bad guys. I am currently not in the mood for argument!"
"I'm sorry. SORRY TO OFFEND YOU, YOU HERO WANNABE!"
"THAT'S IT!"
Wolf attacked Snake, but snake fought back. "Guys?" Webs asked. "YOU LIVING NOODLE!" Wolf yelled. "RABID PUPPY DOG!" Snake yelled back as they fought. "GUYS!!" Webs shouted. "WHAT?" Snake and Wolf said. "I think I hear something..." Webs said. "Is it the sound of zittens closing in?" Shark asked. "No. It sounds like a..."

"SPIT IT OUT!" Wolf and Snake said. "A JET!" Webs said. The two that were fighting let go of each other and looked up. Diane was visible above. "Hold on!" She said, as she pressed a button. The jet started shooting water at the zittens. "Quick! Get on!" Diane threw down a ladder and everyone started climbing. Wolf looked lovestruck. Everyone who attended the gala other than the Guys were hiding, there were hoards of not-so-cuteness everywhere. They noticed the jet that came to save them and ran towards it.

The jet had multiple rooms, like a room for all the people who attended the gala, and a room for Wolf and his friends. As they all sat down, Snake was the one to start up the conversation. Their room was closer to the pilot area, but thanks to something called a wall and a door, the crew couldn't hear the pilot, and vice versa.

"This is getting embarrassing." Snake said. "Embarrassing?" Shark asked. "It's always Diane who saves us." Snake was right. Because of her her useful tech and tools, she ended up saving the crew again. "We are lucky we have the honor of knowing such a mujer hermosa." Piranha replied. "What's that supposed to-" Snake got interrupted. "Its spanish, doofus." Piranba said. "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Webs commented.
"Well, of course but-" Snake said. "It means that Diane is a beautiful woman." Piranha replied.

"Oh."

"Yes, yes she is." Wolf said, looking at Diane. She was driving the jet. The door was open. It wasn't in the bigger room full of other gala guests though. Everybody else miraculously fit in there. "Oh! Hey, Wolf?" Diane asked. "Yeah?"
"Will you do me a favor?"
"Anything for you, Diane."
"Would you grab me a zitten, please?" Diane requested. The jet lowered. "Okay, sure. Umm... here kitty kitty!" Wolf said. "ROAR!!" The zitten roared. He was shocked.